I said up top that we only included descriptions from 2016. That masterpiece is in this round-up: http://theslot.jezebel.com/every-word-jez…

Guys I am snorting at my desk and sincerely needed this today. But like, you left out the legit winner forever and ever from Kelly Faircloth:

Classic.

i can’t even find any snark or cynicism here. this is just a decent, human thing to do. good for him and behati.

That was my very first taste of Hamilton (I know, I know).

“if your brother-in-law was going to assault his daughter, it would have happened already”

Why do I like that movie so much?

From that you can start taking a path of optimism and hope

Akhal Teke.

Probably just a wash. That’s what Friesian’s look like. Sort of their claim to fame.

Update: Frederik has now replaced Selena Gomez as the face of Pantene.

With those gleaming muscles and all that hair, he’s more like the Fabio of horses.

Even calling boats “wooden horses” is so condescending and obnoxious. These savages who don’t even know how to have face-to-face sex (she really blew Drogo’s mind with that one, but of course she learned that trick from her white slave), these rapey brutes are the ones she wants to bring to her homeland to “tear down…

Nothing wrong with two first cousins finding love!

What you’re saying is this show needs more incest? 100% agree. Jon and Sansa get on it!!