It’s easy to make money with those genitals.
You just fucked that unborn kid’s future with your vote.
The baby one is so scary! I love when commenters link to real news stories.
omg “sweet smelly fatty fats” is so funny but painfully accurate and now i feel like the ghosts of all of my labs are waiting for me outside of my bedroom door. “Please let us in, we just want to fart on you one more time.”
My sweet labs lived to 15. They were such sweet smelly fatty fats.
I spend a lot of time telling my dogs they have to live to be at AT LEAST 35. We can negotiate from there, but 35 is a hard and fast minimum.
My dog is going to live forever and ever and ever and ever
The whole thing and then out of nowhere, “Buy a spinning wheel.” I’m fucking dying!
Take the money, split it with the Good Sister and figure out how much you can get for your firstborn. Or at least how much you can get to name Bad Sister the godmother. Buy a spinning wheel.
God I loved Myst. I'd love to see a modern version.
I’m surprised the franchise didn’t continue. I must be one of the few that likes this kind of game over fps and other rpgs. I was able to get it working again on my win 8 computer, but it didn’t show all the levers properly so I occasionally got stuck. Read more
The irony of navigating the heavy crowds at a theme park based on a creepy video game about being alone.