to be fair, for any woman traveling back in time earlier than, like, the sixties, lack of orgasm would be the least of our problems. I forget which comedian said it, but he was like, “yeah, the only people who could travel backwards in time and be okay would be white men. Everyone else would be fucked.”

It’s funny, because it’s a movie abou fish and fish mating, sex and gender behaviours are...weird, by human standards.

I made a donation to antique vibrator museum, but I dunno if they kept it. My pal got it for me at a garage sale. It was a Niagra Brand “massage”set similar to the one shown in the video, but it was all turquoise accents and chrome. All the pieces came fitted into this turquoise “overnight case.” It had a thing you…

I’m OUTRAGED. My two year old daughter saw this and I immediately had to try and explain it away. She was like “Doryyyy!!” and I said “Don’t worry baby, there’s no such thing as gay people”. Then she goes “Pretty water... pretty fish!!” and I was like “Exactly. Marriage should be between a man and a woman.”

That’s because those women were actually athletes! I loved that part, too. The actresses in the film had to spend a month in baseball training camp to look even remotely capable once the cameras were rolling. It’s not easy to teach someone who has barely, if ever, played any particular sport how to look functional.

NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!

*sniffle*

To play ball...

The time has come for one and all...

A small point but I found it cool that she genuinely liked being a school bus driver. I am not sure I have ever known of people happy to be in that profession.

The best part of “A League of Our Own” was watching the outtakes at the end, when the real old lady players still had more baseball chops than the Hollywood actresses they found to play them.

Batter up! Hear that call...

Needs more aspic.

I don’t think it was in bad taste at all and I lost quite a few family members to the Holocaust. A lot of Jews hear the same rhetoric from Trump that our forebears heard from Hitler and it scares the shit out of us.

You know, my first instinct was to think he was Godwining himself. But then you read things like this:

One of the other teachers were complaining about how much makeup some of the girls wear. And she actually used me as an example of “appropriate” minimal makeup.

I had a work meeting at her magazine last year, and she not only stopped in to say hi, she sat down, chatted with me, then we ate quiche together. She was lovely, but no-nonsense. It was surreal.

One for the museums, one for me, one for the museums, one for me...

As a classics major this is SO AMAZING!