As a food scientist, I can tell you that sex is extremely important in food preparation. It’s not a matter of gender; it’s entirely biological. A few science facts:

My mother never wore hers. My dad asked her not to. She had a habit of taking it off and playing with it at the movies,and after the second time she dropped it in the dark and he looked for it on his hands and knees, he asked her to please not wear it any more.

But it’s been a lie-eee for six.

So we all agree that he went out and had a copy made, right?

I have two dogs. One is mostly a dog, though we love her a lot. The other is our child. It’s due to their personalities. My cockapoo is very doggish. She is of medium intelligence, filled with love, and kind of bumbling. Our chihuahua is super smart, really tuned in to us, easy to train, empathetic, fun... She behaves…

My wife’s an ER doc, and I feel pretty confident she’d trade for any of these to avoid the numbingly commonplace “VAGINA:

Lifetime movie in the making. It will be a religious woman who was wronged by her husband (he left her for a younger woman who was in her book club or he is a college professor and left her for a student who wants her own kids) and she still feels the need to have children. She will be fighting for the right for their…

Six weeks of “parental leave” is ridiculous. Women take 6-8 weeks to fully recover from a vaginal birth or c-section on average. So basically, men and adoptive parents get six weeks to bond with their babies. Women who gestate their own babies get barely, BARELY enough time to recover physically from one of the…

Huh, I’m surprised. I see you as very maternal in a lot of ways.

6 weeks? Damn. LOL.

We had a deal with some good friends. Husband drove us all to the hospital, where they decided I was far along enough to be admitted. Said goodbye to kid #1, and my husband drove him (and his carseat) to friends. Husband then came back to the hospital, just in time, #2 was quick.
The nurses told me he might not make…

Objectively the funniest joke on or about this show.

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE STARS

Eh, if it’s their first time, it’s gonna be a little bang.

My brother recently said, “This show is God’s gift to man.” And I was like, “So it’s true, God does hate us.”

Why can’t the nerds fuck after seeing Star War

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!