Um, I think the real problem is:

I realize it isn't Mean Girls or Heather's level for most people.... but this will always be another fave:

Don't let it be forgot,

Queen Bees and Wannabes by Rosalind Wiseman. It's actually a guide for parents and other assorted adults who deal with teenage girls, but it's pretty fantastic. Wiseman wrote it based on the (very true and smart) premise that the first intense non- familial relationships girls usually develop are with their friends.…

I worked at a small brewpub after I graduated for a bit and the worst lunch time table was this men's bible group. It was a group of 10 guys that would come into the restaurant twice a week and these folks were the worst.

These stories pretty much reinforce everything I remember about serving: older women are the worst fucking customers on the planet.

No, he makes cunts. Big difference.

Korean transwoman here. Thank you for writing this article.

I like that this a "non-cultural" movie and it stars a black girl. Meaning: usually, when a PoC stars in main cartoon roles, it's to tell a story related to their culture. Mulan, Princess and the Frog, Aladdin, Prince of Egypt, what have you, were all taking place in each of those respective cultural settings and so…

To LW#2: When someone chooses to marry, and especially when he or she has kids, priorities necessarily change. And unfortunately, that means drifting away from many people who were close friends in the "single" days. There's an excellent chance they don't dislike you, nor are they judging your decisions about marriage…

That is a lot of WTF.

I am always looking for a good moment to share one of my favorite anecdotes:

Argh! Okay, in light of all the hilarious comments, I'm still trying to think logically about how this happened.

Some poor fellow dressed in yellow

I shall file this under 'things I just need to accept happened and don't need to think too deeply about' because I just.... can't.

I'm pretty sure my status as An Old has been cemented, and if it hasn't, it will be now. Spring Break '93 and my friends and I decide to fly out and crash at my roommate's brother's apartment in West Hollywood. Well, one of my friends' boyfriends was a big tattoo guy, and he wanted a t-shirt from Sunset Strip Tattoos,…

First off, I've mentioned some of my previous "celeb" encounters with George R.R. Martin (STOP FUCKING ASKING WHEN HE IS GOING TO FINISH) and Bryan Cranston, cuz I'm cool and live in NM. But my favorite of all celeb encounters was when I was nine years old....

I rode in an elevator with Dwayne Johnson when I was in high school and he was still "The Rock". He said "Hey dollface" and gave me a megawatt smile. And that was that.

There are plenty of sports that encourage eating disorders but are rarely talked about outside of said sport. Horse jockey is a main one. It is so common in fact, that if you aren't starving yourself, you are fired. Trainers right up to the owners won't hire you to ride their horse unless you are sickly thin. It is…

She's not quite old enough to be entertained by the puppets and normally just sort of has to be walked with/talked with/changed positions with until she either falls asleep or poops.