I'm hoping fan reaction was what got second lead the larger storyline in the second half of the show. That man was charming right off the bat and didn't make a wrong move the entire arc.

A person bitten by wild animal?

My mother used to teach Film Studies at a university and most of her students had no idea who Steve McQueen the actor was (this frequently occurred before Steve McQueen the director made his first feature length film). They also interchanged Laurence Olivier with Lawrence of Arabia on a regular basis.

64% of those who picked Steve McQueen thought they meant this one

Counter-obligatory:

Please note deadpan facial expression on pussy.

Also, first time being hit on in a gay bar:

That quitting/leaving is a smart move if it's the right move. People that believe in "sucking it up" or "manning up and dealing with it" are just going to get trampled in life with that attitude.

It's better to bring them over when they're so young because they pick up a second language much quicker.

That hide-a-mint thing is hilarious. Tongue-kissing is not really meant to involve jamming your tongue literally right back to the uvula, right? I'm imagining a lot of trips to the emergency room for lozenges trapped in the throat.

I love that he stole her heart with the chicken kiev.

That's so cute! My parents met because my grandmothers were best friends. My dad is six years older than my mom, and was born before my maternal grandmother was even married. When my dad was born, she sent a baby picture to her best friend, and on the back it said "To (My Dad's Name) future mother-in-law." I swear,…

I want to see this movie. :)

Between my freshman students, and my sister in law, who is on her second marriage, both of which began on eharmony.com, I'm beginning to feel like "college" is a weird way to meet someone. Specifically, my husband and I were both hanging around the turtle pond on campus between classes one day, and happened to observe…

Aww! My parents were both forest rangers. He insisted that he loved dogs so he could watch her dog and go on walks with them... years later it turned out he wasn't as much of a dog lover as he claimed. More years later and they never have fewer than two dogs at any time.

Never shared anything this personal before.

On what should have been a one night stand in a foreign country over spring break.

Not me, but my mom & dad - He was a park ranger and she was stealing water lilies from the pond in the park. Water lilies have devilishly tough stems and she never got any flowers, but she got my dad. Married 64 years.

Labia little milk and sugar?