That whole obit is a Minnesota euphemism for “she was a feckless cunt”.

“i used to be a nazi. i still am, but i used to too” -heinrich hedberg

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

If you don’t know which guy

#karma

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

The Donna Shalala bowl.

Kobman says he remembers that “an old guy in the section” ended up with the ball.

Racism? At an Indians game?

*receives pink slips*

I cried during Inside Out.

Condition has been downgraded to Gnarly

BB’s come from the home team 99% of the time. Just wear visitor’s uniform.

With his UZR/150 of -6.6 as a 3B, I think calling Wilmer Flores a fielder is a bit generous in this situation.

Cowboys AND Indians? Pick a side, bro.

Ball, who played college football for the Wisconsin Badgers, said he will be taking classes at the university this summer to finish his degree.

The gloves and shorts come off? WTF kinda fights are you watching?

meeting Kermit the Frog is the best experience one can have on this planet

Somewhere Rob Deer is pondering why the Brewers let him walk. Just kidding, Rob Deer never knew what a walk was.

/Nod furiously