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    Was just about to ask, “You folks print these out and frame them, right?”

    Wasn’t Gen Con always a summer event?

    Awesome article, but I was yanked out of it by this:

    I was not as prepared for the end of that comment as I thought I was. 

    I had to explain this to a PROOFREADER a month ago. We still employ that person, for reasons that escape me. 

    WARWOKS!

    They nailed Joey’s “How you doin’?” face!

    A.k.a., the real reason arcades died!

    This is an awesome story! Have your star, you’ve earned. :-)

    How does a guy with a previous assault record walk out without bail? 

    As someone who worked for a PR dept of a professional organization that held huge annual meetings (tens of thousands of members) this is a HUGE no-no. You protect the names and contact info of all your journalism colleagues from industry PR. That’s not just common courtesy, it would be career suicide/industrial faux

    Not a conspiracy theory at all. The government was stoking UFO paranoia in the late 80s before the B-2 stealth bomber was revealed. My dad was traveling for work in Las Vegas during that time and said he saw “a triangular UFO” fly over the hotel pool. A few years later in 1989, when the B-2 was made public, he said

    Wait--what was the model and year on that purple Toyota van?

    Heh? The whole point is to highlight the good. Day late/dollar short is piling on guilt. If the point is to encourage growth and good behavior, don’t be stacking that shit on a kid’s conscience. It hasn’t worked in thousands of generations of parenting and it’s not going to miraculously start working any time soon. 

    So yeah, I guess the privacy protection option is a good idea when registering your domain!

    You bastard. I snorted at that so hard my ears hurt.

    FINE. I’ll stop drinking Diet Coke.

    This is really all that needs to be said.

    Make it the next season of True Detective and you have a deal!

    Well they did “once again achieved record results in 2018". It’s a shame they could use that to keep folks around but CEOs and shareholders gotta eat make those yacht payments.