Sirloin Tip is awesome. My grandmother used to get it when it was on sale at the grocery store, and ask them to grind it up for her and then she made hamburgers out of it.

I have had it with these mother@#$%&# Scarabs on this mother@#$%&# Magic carpet?

Frozen viking was awesome. It was like someone was moving a toy or D&D model around making sound effects or something. 10/10

You’ll like it - it doesn’t overshadow the gameplay experience, it’s just a nice feature that sort of ties things together throughout the game, since it’s always going on. The weird thing about the game itself that differentiates it from Batman (which it is a lot like), is that the game is at its most difficult at…

Yep, it’s like the one thing from cartoons that’s actually true-to-life

One of the “big” beaches near me actually has an ordinance in place to prevent the use of ANYTHING except an umbrella. It’s part of a money-grubbing scheme to rent more umbrellas. I’ve always felt bad for families with small kids because of this (and I want to use my canopy!!):

I use tar shampoo sometimes too...I like the way it smells! It’s like a bonus.

Near where I live, they shut down a bus depot due to bed bugs. Yeah. For real.

I get what you’re saying, but it’s worth pointing out that the particular game you are referencing, FFII/FFIV, also has you flying to the moon on a spaceship toward the end. Not to mention the giant robot. But the overall feel of the game was more sword-and-sorcery for sure! Love that game.

You could change things up and order a Roy Rogers, it’ll make you feel like you’re 12 1/2

I took a self-defense course in College, and we spent the first few weeks learning to fall correctly. It’s a super useful skill!

I had no idea such things as these existed...

Really? That’s really surprising that Lei is not in the roster. This reminds me of how I felt when my main wasn’t in Tekken 4 :(

You’ve piqued my interest...because I’m the exact opposite. I have never heard of someone NOT standing up to wipe. Also, I go over the waistband :)

You’ve piqued my interest...because I’m the exact opposite. I have never heard of someone NOT standing up to wipe. …

Do yourself a favor, and don’t research it any further :(

Dang, it looks so obvious, doesn’t it? No doubt about it...

Something something recessive genes?

What I remember from Sex Ed was an afternoon where they explained the basics of how penetration is physically performed (nothing about anything else), the condom/banana example, and then two full days of the “graphic images of STDs” slideshow. That was intense. Then in Middle School, we had the occasional…

I took a class in Taekwondo in college, starting from no experience and out of shape. It was great! The structure of it helps keep you from slacking off. I wound up auditing the class just so I could take it again - ranked up to senior blue belt :)