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You need to try poncha de madeira. I don’t think you can get Madeira’s aguardente de cana, but cachaça is almost the same. You’ll need a caralhinho to mix it up right. Probably best just to go to Madeira and get one.  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poncha

Trump’s meeting with Kim in Vietnam was just a cover to funnel billions in hard currency to North Korea in exchange for sex slaves for his billionaire friends and religious leaders. 

The Celtics are going to nuke the Lakers on Saturday.

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The garlic knots at Pastoral Pizza in Boston have at least a head and a half of garlic in each one. You will REEK of garlic for days after eating one. They are awesome.

A 48oz bottle of Tide is 6 cups which works out to 288 teaspoons. New HE front loaders only use 1tsp per load. It takes about a year for me to use up that bottle. Even if I was using a scant tablespoon in a top loader, I'd only go through one of those Costco mega jugs of detergent. 

Use tomato powder instead. It stays fresh indefinitely in your fridge. Amazing on popcorn. Caramelizes real fast. Great for thickening sauces and soups. No canned metallic flavor. No preservatives.

I always use one teaspoon of Tide HE liquid detergent, one tablespoon Oxyclean powder, and one quarter cup vinegar in place of fabric softener in my front loader. If I was using a top loader, I’d use 1-1.5 tablespoons of Tide, 1/4 cup oxyclean, and a half cup vinegar in the rinse.

I always use one teaspoon of Tide HE liquid detergent, one tablespoon Oxyclean powder, and one quarter cup vinegar

There is no rigorous research on diet or weight loss. Anyone who tries to sell you on their “expert” advice for diet, nutrition, weight loss, etc, is a quack. It’s all trial and error until you find somethings that work for you or you die. So believe me when I tell you that you must eat gluten free, get a fecal

Perfect time to put your kid up for adoption. Many states will allow you to just drop your offspring at a firehouse, no questions asked, if you’re in a hurry.

More like 430 washes in an HE washer. Only use 2tsp (.3 oz) per load... Tide lies to boost their profit while you wear clothes that attract dirt with that  sticky soap residue.

More like 430 washes in an HE washer. Only use 2tsp (.3 oz) per load... Tide lies to boost their profit while you

Trump is an Andy Kaufman disguise. The ultimate joke!

French 75, if you swap the gin for vodka it’s a Stockholm 75. 2 oz Champagne, 1/2 oz Lemon juice, 1 oz Gin, 2 Dashes Simple syrup. Or make ahead 2 cups gin, 1 cup lemon juice, 1/4 cup simple. Put 2oz of that in the bottom of a champagne glass and top with champagne. Floata couple cranberries on there if you're fancy. S

It sounds easier if I just skip the steaming step. Is there a reason for doing that? Might use evaporated milk, since that's how I make white gravy. 

I just attended More Wood In Norwood, a barrel aged focused beer festival outside Boston. Some really great barrel aged product coming out of Boston area breweries. My favorites right now are being produced by Barrel House Z.  Their high abv expressions age very well. 

I’ve been using a Tub Shroom for a couple years and it catches a lot more hair and it’s far easier to clean than the typical bath tub drain screen.

I like 15-20oz solid tuna, 16oz red or white beans, mixed well with diced raw courgettes/marrows, onions, tomatoes, and chopped fresh parsley. Top with dressing of 2-3tbs olive oil and juice and zest from 2-3 lemons salt and pepper to taste. Let sit in the fridge for a couple hours or overnight stir then taste for

I thought this would be about a Sprockets App, from SNL writers, to Dieter burglars.