I think DisneyTacoKitty is the only person who doesn’t know that.

Bruh, hotels are the ones where they clean between guests. Motels are the ones where you get murdered.

Yes, motel is the bad one. If you can drive to your room and park outside your door, you’re in a motel, and something unspeakable has happened in your room.

Lw #1 - Please purchase The Boundaries Book. Ignore the Jesus-y parts, and learn about boundaries. They will set you free from your shitty abusive parents. My therapist strongly suggested the book and it was like a lightbulb. Do some boundaries work. You’ll be a happier, more independent person.

Give me a comforting, rustic, faux-nostalgic pie over a mirror glaze galaxy cake any day. #teampie

Yeah. It was kind of (really) boring. There wasn’t enough plot to keep the parallel stories going, and I didn’t really like any of the characters enough to root for them through bad decision making.

Hey, we’re gonna get you too, another one bites the dust.

My sister had it in her 20's about 8 years ago. It started out with a rash, which she thought was from cheapo Charlotte Russe clothes. I ended up having to take her to the emergency room in the middle of the night, her fever was so high. Some scary shit, man. Our parents drove the 60 miles up to meet us at the…

Paddington 2! I need Padding 2 to be released.

Mr Bingo does a nude scratch-off one. I’m December 6th.

Drake, baby, I am right here.

I watched that recently and was equally appalled. That’s not the beginning of a healthy relationship. That’s not even something to joke about.

I once worked as a telemarketer with a girl named Expensive. Her grandmother named her, because “babies are expensive.” She had to use her middle name for work, because you can’t sell security systems over the phone with an opener like “Hi, this is Expensive.”

One of my friends named her daughter Alize. We were in 11th grade when she had her, and neither of us knew it was a drink. I feel so bad for her daughter.

I watched this over the weekend and really enjoyed it. It was definitely different than I expected, but it felt like a really honest depiction of day-to-day life for women at that time. Minus the murdering, probably. Also, Ed Holcroft is great and I will watch anything he’s in.

Is the birthday thing on Adele’s a hint? If so, my guess is Fanny Brice.

SO creepy! Well done.

Lindsay Lohan thinks we shouldn’t have laws against murder, because she personally has never been a victim of murder.

Agreed! The Kingsman sequel was so long I got up to pee at what I thought was about 30 minutes before the film would end...and then there was over an hour left. Glad I didn’t hold it, but my god was that a long film.

You must be the new one here. At Jezebel we pretty much believe women.