I’m sorry about your dad. My dad has been sick for years and I still refuse to believe that he’ll actually die one day. I can’t imagine how much worse it is when it’s something sudden, like cardiac arrest.

Someone needs to immediately put Stevie Nicks into a bubble. 2017 will NOT do to me what 2016 did. I’m so upset about this. He wasn’t even old.

It’s ok, the mocha you order in Starbucks or Costa isn’t authentic to Italians either.

K, but y’all have got to stop saying “mock-ah” when you want a coffee with chocolate in. Seriously.

My dad likes pranks. His best one? After I got flowers (from him) for my birthday, he said he could make them live forever, he had a secret tip to make flowers live longer. He kept it up through the summer, by buying new flowers every couple of days and replacing the old ones. No crying. No one got hurt. We just had…

I work in a hotel and we have a less awesome but similar setup. We have a private single stall bathroom in the office, that everyone knows is pee-only. Down the hall is the fitness center, and with it, 2 single stall bathrooms for pooping.

Brooklyn without Limits for sure. Tastetations in the pocket of her shorteralls? Yes.

Have you looked at Navabi? They have loads of brands and at different price points.

Hey, if anything, all the comments shouting at #1 to get divorced have encouraged me to get a lawyer and start my own divorce! Thanks, Jezebel.

A girl I follow on twitter went to a preview of this and said it was absolutely awful. Just terrible, and that people were laughing at things that weren’t meant to be funny. Sounds faaaaaaaaaab.

YES. ESCAPE TO THE COUNTRY IS MY JAM. Also, Grand Designs. I’m completely in love with the Irish architect that built his house out of shipping containers.

She is an inspiration to teenage weirdos everywhere, and I love her for it.

It goes hand-in-hand with the “bigger the boobs, bigger the slut” idea.

Dude, no one was attacking you. You asked for advice, you were given it, you immediately shut it down as “YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND MY LIFE!”

YES. Babies are terrible marriage counselors. They cannot fix your shitty marriage.

Agreed. Homeboy has already fucked someone else, enjoyed it, wants to do it again, but avoid the guilt.

I hope I don’t still live in Dallas in 7 years, but maybe I’ll be back to visit.

Did no one else’s household have assigned spots on the towel racks? Our house had 3 towel racks in the bathroom. Mom and Dad each got their own, my sister and I split the third one. Her towel went on the left, my towel went on the right. Always. How is this a problem for literally anyone?

Do you think America is the only country operating under capitalism? Really? This is the only country where corporations have stockholders?

Tangerine and Passionfruit flavors are also good with Aperol.