Just imagine what he’d be capable of if he just put his mind to it.

I would like all of the rest of the details. Please.

Has to be Diablo Cody writing a 16 year old girl.

If Tom Hardy’s twin movie couldn’t be a hit, there’s no way Ankle Eggsnort’s jon and john movie will do any better.

I have my ass patted down every time I fly & I always wear leggings or yoga pants. I know my ass is fat, but it's pretty obviously just a fat ass and a weapons cache.

I thank you for making me snort at my desk.

Wow, so there’s no hope and nothing to be done. Super.

I’m wearing a bunny shirt today, friend.

It only takes a little over a yard (1.5 if you want sleeves) and a couple hours to whip up. Even if you hate it, that’s not much of a commitment, lol.

...Can I interest you in a free sewing pattern? I’m also an inbetweenie and have whipped up several quick tops for tucking in to skirts and wearing under sweaters and jackets. I stole a flutter sleeve from another pattern for when I don’t want to bother with a sweater. The sizing is pretty true to my normal size, too.

I feel like the disparity somewhat comes from how differently the two situations are handled afterwards. No one tells a mugging victim that if they didn’t want to get mugged, they shouldn’t have been carrying cash. Society somehow accepts that carrying cash is a necessity, but has trouble with the fact that me…

I feel like there is a very real, but sometimes very hard to see line between personal responsibility for remaining aware of your situation and surroundings and victim blaming. It gets weird and muddled but ultimately, we all know (well, most of the jez commentariat knows) that victims are only responsible for their…

I live in Texas, I need blankets on to sleep, AC forever.

Oh bless your little heart, I’ve actually made custom gowns before! She’s tall, not particularly fat — just not waif-like, I’d say we’d need 3.5 yards for a bodycon dress or 5 for a flow-y gown. I’d still have enough left on a single bolt to make you a matching suit and a gag to help you keep your terrible opinions to…

On a scale of 1-Snoop Dogg, how high are you right now? Honestly.

I literally have no idea what you’re talking about because you haven’t finished a sentence yet. You wanna talk about movies, find another forum.

Designers reserve the right to refuse to make anything they deem outside their artistic vision, we reserve the right to call them out for being racist/sizeist dicks about it.

“Women never want to hear this” Probably because we all already know that? And still think it’s total bullshit that needs to change? If you think you’re breaking new ground and giving us a hot take, you’re several hundred years late to party, babe.

If I could draft my own patterns for my plus size body at age 15, these professional designers can make a goddamn dress. I know that full bust adjustments and darts can be tricky, but if home sewists can do it, so can the so-called professionals. There are plenty of youtube tutorials for them to look up.

I made my own prom dress in about 6 hours. It cost around $120, including the black satin fabric. There’s absolutely no way it takes designers 6 months and $10k to make one dress. I can understand that it has to be an original design and that takes longer than cutting out a pattern, but there’s no reason for it to…