I was 15 when that movie came out. I added him on myspace pretttttty much the minute I got home from the theatre. I’ve been a big fan of his since he rescued a kitten in Romania and blogged about it, complete with photos.

I was really afraid of my ex breaking in to my apartment when I first moved out. One day, I was about to go to bed, and I realized I could hear snoring in my bedroom. I went to kitchen (quietly!) and grabbed a knife, then got my cell phone and turned on the flashlight function while I had the call to 911 typed in,…

Originally the Jezebel article about it didn’t reference that it was a Sir-Mix-a-Lot line and so they’re still leaning hard into outrage that no one else feels.

I bet she couldn’t wait to tell that waiter how articulate he was.

Absolutely this. I left a job because they refused to work with me because I wasn’t sick when I started there. I have autoimmune thyroid disease which causes all kinds of weird symptoms, like extreme fatigue at sudden times and burning/tingling foot pain. I was working in the front office of a convention hotel, so my…

Colin Firth (and my totally real boyfriend, Taron Egerton) says Stronger In, I’m with Colin.

How good of a swimmer do I have to be to get away with murdering a good swimmer/rapist? I promise to do it in 20 minutes of action or less.

Please, please cover the people on freelee’s forum, that ask if they’re healthy now that they vomit uncontrollably and have ceased menstruating.

A woman in Southlake, TX was murdered by her husband while sitting in her car at a stoplight, after they met with a divorce attorney, on Tuesday.

You know, I read through some of their comment history, and I really think it might be Donald Trump. Lots of calling people “weirdo” and “loser” and talking about “haters” and being just completely racist, sexist, and obtuse. Must be fucking with people on gawker and jez while he waits for his orange spray tan to dry.

You know, I once had a coworker argue with me that pickles and cucumbers were not the same original vegetable, and I really think that lady was smarter than you. I’m tired of explaining and defending rational thought to you, so here’s my final comment:

They just go full on Mariah. It’s amazing.

This person is clearly just being a racist shitbag to you. I’m sorry. You’re making perfectly clear sense, they just don’t want to listen.

THIS IS THE THING WHERE YOU ARE BLAMING THE VICTIM. HE DIDN’T SAY, ON THEIR FIRST DATE, “OH, I’M GOING TO START BEATING YOU LATER ON IN OUR RELATIONSHIP, AND THEN IF YOU LEAVE ME BECAUSE OF IT, I WILL SET YOU ON FIRE.” SHE DID NOT KNOW HE WOULD DO THAT. NO VICTIM OR SURVIVOR OF DOMESTIC ABUSE KNOWS THAT HER PARTNER…

You are the least woke, least bae person on jezebel dot com today. Let’s break this down.

See, you blamed her here, too! If only she had not dated him, he wouldn’t have set her on fire for breaking up with him. Sorta curious how she could have known, at the beginning of the relationship, that he was going to do that, but I’m sure you’ve got a crystal ball or Miss Cleo or some kind of system for that to…

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You said that right here.

I don’t accept victim blamers. And I have no desire to shut you up, you’re doing a bang up job of showing everyone exactly how dumb someone who is anti-feminist can sound. I suggested that you wouldn’t find anyone here to agree with you, on a pro-feminism website.

As I said before, you must be new here.