People chew entirely too long in movies. They have food in their mouths, chew, say a line of dialogue, and chew, say something else and chew, and so on.

I hate when someone points a gun, and then cocks it to show they're serious even though they have been pointing a gun at a person. It ups the tension, I guess? Why not just go ahead and cock the gun and get the person to talk immediately?

I hate when someone points a gun, and then cocks it to show they're serious even though they have been pointing a gun at a person. It ups the tension, I guess? Why not just go ahead and cock the gun and get the person to talk immediately?

A light British accent used for any and every ancient movie, no matter the country. Clash of The Titans in Greece: British. I get it, we wouldn't otherwise understand people in movies, but it still bugs me.

A light British accent used for any and every ancient movie, no matter the country. Clash of The Titans in Greece: British. I get it, we wouldn't otherwise understand people in movies, but it still bugs me.

Th2nk Lik2 A M2n.

Th2nk Lik2 A M2n.

I'm Ready 4 Decent Music to make a comeback.

I'm Ready 4 Decent Music to make a comeback.

"The Number One answer?"

"The Number One answer?"

Can Superman fly around the Earth in the opposite direction to undo his gay?

Can Superman fly around the Earth in the opposite direction to undo his gay?

Anne Heche is uber-talented.

What are these

Good grilled, too. You have to grill it till the edges just turn almost white, and then…you have uncomfortably reinserted yourself back into a conversation about race.

He was in the audience at an improv show I was in. And when I went on twitter to tell him thanks for being there, he replied and then followed me on twitter. Super nice guy.

Shit as it ever was

Sustained.

You can lead a horse-toothed man to water, but you can't make him think (about how foolish his choices in fashion and lifestyle are)? Is that the old saying?