Thought that said ULTRON, not Ullman at first. Got me all worked up for some smug Robert Downey Jr. as a teen appearance.

"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…but there's British people there for some reason…look, that is beyond the scope of this part of the saga"

Cool! I was just jokin' around, but thank you for an actual, honest answer!

Why do all the bad guys get to be "Darth," except for Dooku who is a Count? Where are the other Counts? Or did "Darth Dooku" sound too much like a digestive medical issue?

Terrifying. He's like a blend of Sloth, Nightcrawler, and the mayor from Footloose.

Guys, guys, let's think outside the ol' (big) box….

I far from hate far from bad vocals!

So…do they live in the top part and poo and wee in the hole in the middle into the bottom part? Do we get to watch them poo or wee, or is that grand privilege left to the great people of Manhattan only? So many questions do I have for….whoops…all of a sudden, I just don't care anymore.

Some Great Inventories Lately! (This Wasn't One)

I5 you think 1'm going 2 $pend good money on this, 4get it. Thr33 and a ha/l5 stars

Then you have trouble eating sandwiches and soups without eating some mustache, too. Trust me, it isn't pleasant. "Sandwiches" and "soups" were not sexy-time euphemisms, FYI. They could be. But here, they are not.

Then  yes.

For which person?

Poison is forever legendary for rhyming thorn/dawn/song in a chorus. And for being a girlier Motley Crue.

Poison is forever legendary for rhyming thorn/dawn/song in a chorus. And for being a girlier Motley Crue.

Tori A Miss would've been a good subheadline. I mean, I think anyway…

Tori A Miss would've been a good subheadline. I mean, I think anyway…

I guess that's why they call it the blews.

I guess that's why they call it the blews.

Could this Inventory speak up a bit?