A prequel?

only through a haze of alcohol and pills.

Drake is heart-crushingly awful. Give it five years and everyone will regret liking that shit.

Why do fools fall in love?
Why do birds siii-iing sooo gay?

Pardon me, do you have any Grey, Prepon?

I'm mad at your libs.

True

Can they teach me a language? I'd giggle learning Spanish from Rudd'sEmmaStone.

The lead singer always looked like a female teacher at my school. You'd think that might make her cooler, but nope, just made Quiet Riot never cool to me.

This is one of those bands I would not know existed, were it not for them being plastered on every commercial and site I go to regularly. I still know no one personally who has heard of them.

I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film.

I opened for Michael Ian Black this year and he is hilarious live and actually a very friendly guy one-on-one, which surprised me. I opened for Tig Notaro, too. She's an odd bird.

At the point of orgasm, he screams his own name, I'm sure of it.

Cujo

I'll be the first one buying tickets for this on Fandjango.com!