Whether or not you consider it “creative,” you can’t accuse it of appropriating elements of another culture if you have no specific elements to point to and trace back to another. Also, I’d like to point out that being part of a tribal society, using bows for hunting, and making clothes with animal skins in no way…

Wow. What a little shit to make a comment like this.

So, because I live in an entirely different time zone (Scotland), I should just ban myself from all internet connection? We don't get it til 24 hours later. It used to be longer. I'd love to watch the show when it airs. Legalities and licenses dictate differently. I could stop going online until I watch it. But I…

Bless your heart for being this sane about it. I, on the other hand, both don't understand and am kind of pissed about it. The whole dickwolves thing was seriously overblown by someone wanting to highjack a cartoon to make a political point.

I am exhausted by the cart-in-front-of-the-horse standards applied to PAX. I've never been to one of them, and I don't think of myself as a "fan" of anybody involved putting it together, but goddamn.

Is that a really big goose, or are those just two goose sized people?

Honestly, I thought this was the best of the bunch.

Shaman:

"For you, the day Bison graced your bedroom was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday."

I wonder if these would be as good for picking up chicks as Monster Condoms.

Always wish I could find evidence of this but, back when Bruce Willis did that Apocalypse game, Activision sent out Apocalypse themed condoms to journos and the like. They were black and had "Die hard" on the side of them.

I can't help but feel that this may not be what most people are looking for.

One stamp? Too good for those damn Republians! As a response to attempted security breaches from Kolechian agitators posing as Republia citizens, the glorious republic of Arstotzka requires all border agents to 1) Deny entry to all those with Republia papers using no less than 5 and no more than 10 applications of the…

This game really claws at your guts. It also emphasizes my belief that borders are arbitrary lines created by xenophobes and nationalists. Borders are just cruel and imply that if you're on the wrong side you're somehow less of a human being.

Here's the wizard that did it, by the way:

I can't shake the feeling of how weird it is that we censor something that nearly 50% of all people have and probably 95% of the others have either seen or otherwise know all about anyhow.

You have officially lost your childhood sense of wonder.