There's a better target to track down. The person who made these from the Prima official strategy guide.

I'm really just ashamed that I hadn't seen that before.

I never asked for this humor.

I had my GI Joes drive around in a Barbie sports car so they could be cops in the 1980s. That's literally how my dolls rolled.

I hear they're going to use Kiefer Sutherland.

Forget the Mao Dynasty, this is the Meow Dynasty.

Bird Jesus is a Pidgeot, so they do let some evolve, charmander evolved to charmeleon before being released. The false prophet, Eevee, evolved to flareon before being released as well.

I think when people compare you to Beethoven, you are perhaps held to a higher standard than when they compare you to Lil Wayne. Just a thought!

I'm pretty sure he composed this song by himself...

"20. Kill the dogs first."

Public property is almost entirely gone. Did you know the majority of "public" spaces in U.S. are now corporate owned through "public-private partnerships"? Why d'ya think that is? If you can't protest except on public ground and you have a corrupt Corporate Fascist Government who doesn't welcome protest, the first…

"*sigh*, he's gonna give someone a hug again"

I don't like where this is going...

Or Dantooine. Or Yavin IV. Or Hoth.

Nah, I'm in my 20s. But I do have the mindset of a 12 year old. I have an unfortunately affliction that means my maturity level hasn't developed in 8 years.

If it was jabbing at everyone's art, then why didn't I have a reaction to it?

I guess if they were afraid of upsetting someone with a very large inferiority complex, then yes, maybe they should've.

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