Right those first gen cars were actively trying to kill you every time you drove it.

With these, it isn’t so much mechanical breakdown, but rather the probability of wrapping them around a tree. 

I’ll flash my lights at people thinking for sure their high beams are on. Nope.

Rolling Coal. This is just ignorant. Nobody wants to breathe in a cloud of diesel smoke.

Trial by ordeal, Game of Thrones style. I like it.

1. Close off long street.

Every time I’ve test driven a car, they check my license at minimum. For high-test vehicles, they’ll typically run my credit/bank info as well. And that’s before anyone even thinks about going to find the keys.

When you discover the limit of your white privilege...

Yup nothing makes a white guy angry like them being treated like they treat a non white guy. It is instructive.

White boys mad they are being treated the way they demand not white people be treated and are somehow mad. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I took a few days off from the internet and missed the whole bear thing. It’s wild coming back and wondering wtf everyone is talking about and why my various feeds are flooded with bear memes.

/s or no?  I hate the way we rename things to make it more palatable. 

The cover of Life Is A Highway by Rascal Flatts is terrible, and referring it to as “iconic” is truly dumb.

Look, I’ll just say ‘anything I’m driving.’ Because, honestly, I am real done with these negative reader participation lists. ‘What’s the worst...’ ‘What do you hate...’ ‘Who is an idiot...’

I love, love, love a good turbo anti-lag crackle.

I almost admire Altima drivers for their zen-like ability to simply not give a shit. Running two safety spares at the same time? Fine. Bumper or muffler hanging off? Whatever. Spiderwebbed windshield? All good, man.

The Nissan Altima is the obvious answer, but there’s another that I’ve observed in my commute: Dodge Chargers. They’re getting up there in years and don’t hold value. As a result, they’re landing in buy-here pay-here lots and being snatched up by idiots. 

The manual transmission is now objectively worse than modern automatics in every way. Manual transmission fuel economy is worse, and performance suffers when compared to automatics...and I just don’t care. I still prefer to drive a car with a manual. I’d even rather drive a manual in stop-and-go traffic. I prefer the…

This might count because I’ve been told they’re bad(but they are awesome), I’ve always had a thing for second gen for Taurus’. LX or SHO. No Sables though, yuck.

You should also stop using it because its a Chinese owned company where most if not all companies are heavily monitored, controlled and connected to the CCP.