Unfortunately for you someone has already turned a 787 in to a private plane. So your 747 is second place already but if you need someone to suck up and be a yes man I can do that for a mere $250k a year plus expenses ;)

They probably feel like they will be found guilty and get life in club fed

My entire family is/were OTR spermdonor, mom and stepdad, and brother. I even drove regional when first turned 21 (I went into IT so I am the black sheep of the family). My nephew is adamant that he wants to be driver so he has CDL learners permit so rides with my brother and drives when they are inside our state. All…

Voted ND but my first vehicle was 61 Ford Unibody paid $150 when I was 13. No idea how many miles it had, had to double clutch every gear, seat had a huge hole on driver's side the I put a pillow in and there was more rust than metal but it was mine. At least until my POS spermdonor sold it out from under me. 

I just act like everyone has a gun and wants to start shit. Just keep my mouth shut and walk away. I am a white guy with a CCW and still dont trust anyone I dont know and even then I keep a close fucking eye on people.

Their “its so you” advertisements are reason enough for me to NEVER buy a Buick

If you go to any car movie for reality and physics lessons you are going to be severely disappointed. 

I agree, he could have been one step from Christ himself but for that 9 minutes and those 9 minutes undo any good he ever did.

What used to be Performance Jeep Chrysler in La Vista now Baxter will never get another dime of my money. I have bought 4 vehicles there never again only time we go there is if its a recall and the other dealerships are too busy but love the service shop at Baxter Jeep on Dodge.

My mechanic did something similar, I took my jeep in gave him a list of things I thought it needed. He called later that day and said dont waste your money go buy a different vehicle. Been going there 8 years now, he retired but is son runs it and is just as honest. Been I bought my Vette last year I got it back here…

I tell them my price and listen to them whine for a while then standup and say “Guess we cant make a deal thanks for your time. Hopefully we can work together again in the future” I think all but once I have gotten the vehicle I want for the price I want.

Not sure if its still true but they used to have several hundred if not more trucks on “truck mountain” you would think they could have given you whatever options and trim you wanted in 10 different colors. 

We live in Nebraska and bought it here (until the kid graduates HS) but the wife is from California so we try to go back every year. 

December of 2014 my wife and I are driving to California for 2 weeks over Christmas and New Years, my Grand Cherokee had been nickel and diming us so I traded it for a 2014 RAM 1500 at the same dealership where I had purchased 3 or 4 other vehicles. I tell the dealership we are leaving in 3 days so if there is…

According to this she passed away in 2004

I just bought a 2012 GS that had a wore out set of Cup2's on it and even then as long as they were dry and warm it was scary how well they gripped. The rainstorm we ran into was a completely different story, outside of a couple stupid things I did in my teens and 20's that is the most scared ever been in a car I think…

I am a former Harley owner and when I buy another bike it wont be a Harley. If I go American it will be an Indian but probably going to get a BMW.

As a kid we moved so much and lived with family members that honestly the things I hated most was 1) we were usually hungry 2) I had no personal space to go read etc.
When I was in Monterey I as 22 pretty much had clothes on my back, had been stationed there a few years before had moved back to Nebraska then moved…

Spring/Summer 1982 mom, stepfather, 3 kids: 12 (me) 9 and 7 living in a 1973 Ford Gran Torino Oklahoma City Oklahoma. Things actually got better when we moved to Ft Smith Arkansas mom had kicked out stepfather and we got into a homeless shelter. (YAY us).
1992 I was homeless living in my car in Monterey CA but that…

I live in Nebraska so we have the same and as I commented above we have a hog and beef on order but cant get them processed anytime soon