My 20 years or so of being politically aware have taught me that the Democratic party and Republican party are both largely cartels which dangle carrots (abortion, guns, immigrants, whatever) to the masses in whatever way is necessary to get their votes such that they can remain in power and funnel money and valuable…

“You can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs” should be Uber’s new motto.

Corporations only care about individuals in so far as they can extract either their labor, their money, or their personal information. I’m a Republican who used to believe that Republicans cared about people over corporations and…

I tell my kids to follow the law of the sea: The larger ship always has the right of way. As a pedestrian you have the right of way, but that don’t mean shit if you get hit.

I blame coffee. Coffee and the enlistment bonus.

Nic Cage said it best. “There are too many self-indulgent wieners in this town with too much bloody money” 

If I owned a Ferrari, I’d put one of these on my key chain. Because that’s how I role.

Easy for me to avoid the Ferrari douche on key swapping party night. Thanks!

I skipped right over that story, definitely not my problem.

‘85 solid axle 22R-E or GTFO!

Its packing arguably the worst motor Toyota ever made.  The boat anchor 3.slow. If you live in a state where you can do the 3.4 swap, go for it. As much as I love the first gens I'm sticking to those with the 22RE

AI writes articles like Mitsubishi makes cars. All the parts are there, but the end result is WTF.

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Pull the oil fill cap. If you’ve got coolant under the cap then you know it’s dumping it into the cylinders and burning it. Go ahead and try turning it by hand, but even if it does turn over, your bearings are 100% toast. Most people don’t realize that simply adding coolant isn’t a fix to a busted headgasket; what…

What more do you want out of a machine?

I still remember the “Hi” marketing for this car. It was well done and really hit the aesthetic that the car had.

Yup. Forums. The answer is always forums.

How do you escape this with “minor injuries”??? 

1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX!

I disagree with the picture at the top. Christine is the perfect car for this situation as long as you are single. Self repairing. Always runs. Dependably looks out for you and can attack others for you. Rough terrain ahead? Christine will always be the right answer. Sure she may lose a tire but will just repair…

This question was answered in 1984 via mankind’s crowning cinematic achievement, Red Dawn: