I know it’s the wrong model, but this is what needs to happen.

All I could think about while watching that was his steering wheel is constantly moving.

The redesigned camaro. I’m not sure why I don’t like it but there’s something. Perhaps it’s the extra wideness, maybe that it seems almost impossible to see out of, or that I always seem to be woken up at 2am by some clown blasting Limp Bizkit while driving through my neighborhood in 2nd gear so his camaros exhaust is…

Will it baby?

I like big trucks and I cannot lie

DMV resident checking in. This accident does not surprise me in the slightest.

Transmission service, oil change and coolant flush on my suburban.

Obligatory “Rectum? Damn near killed em!” joke

Was stationed in Sasebo. Can confirm.

Nissan Murano convertible. Dunno why. Every time I see one I grit my teeth and my blood pressure rises. I guess I feel like it’s an insult to automobiles. And that the person who purchased it was duped.

There’s a family that lives in my neighborhood that owns a marauder. Black with lightly tinted windows and tasteful wheels with what appears to be a slight offset on the rears. I watched what I assume to be the father DD it and now I assume his son who appears to be in high school is driving it. Over the years…

Is Los Angeles man like Florida man, except from the west coast?

The 120mph to 0 time is impressive as well.

We’ve all seen this movie before. It never ends well. For the humans. We think we’ve got it under control, right up to the point they herd us into camps or use us as rechargeable batteries.

Just a dab’ll do.

This is one of favorite t-shirts. It’s super comfy and looks good. A few times I’ve bumped into other humans wearing this same shirt resulting in a knowing head nod, a fist bump and instant commeraderie

I’ve got two, one is life threatening, the other hopelessness.

Sounds right. My dad used to ride his Harley and horse pretty much every chance he got but he broke his hip in a car accident and since then he’s pretty much been meh. Sad. The saints preserve us against such fate!

I don’t know much about these but have always liked their look. I’d buy it