One of the most disturbing things in the original article was that Foos AND Talese clearly felt (and explicitly stated) that because the guests didn’t know this was happening it wasn’t a real crime - a no harm-no foul approach to consent that is truly terrifying.

Huh, don’t Florida tax dollars pay HIS salary? Sounds like “public assistance” to me!

Big fan of how he attacks her for being in a coffee shop...at the same time he was in the coffee shop.

Wait until you see what happens when this dickhead cop meets this runner with an overinflated sense of privilege!

Thank you. I’ll keep saying this every time this discussion happens: years ago, I was raped by a guy who looked so much like the “nerdy” version of Labrie that the resemblance is downright uncanny. (I literally flinch every time I see a picture of him because for a split second my brain always processes what I’m…

I’m fully aware of everything in this article. I however, still choose to shower every day because despite commonly held belief, I am not in fact a goddamn savage.

I ask anyone who reads this to continue and shower every day. Specially if you take public transportation or sit in a cubicle farm.

are investigating a possible case of excessive force

Signed Nichard Namirez

I checked out the deadspin comments, and I’ve never laughed harder at a comment than the deadspinner who asked, “which one of you broads can punt a football farthest?”

Honestly, I probably trust the deadspin team the most with Jez. I feel like the team here has spoken most affectionately about the Deadspin crew, although that may have just been Jolie. Regardless, I'm okay with this.

Seems like the ‘discouraging students from coming forward’ has been pretty fucking advertent for awhile now.

That’s not what the comment implied at all, rottingballs.

yep. and i’m feeling a little crabby right now so i couldn’t let it skate like i normally would.

So are you saying my pun was fishy?

it wasn’t a seal but i’ll give you a star anyway. next time though, i demand zoological accuracy.

Can we just get more of this from everybody? That would be great. Life would be so much better.

What kind of lady journalist asks QUESTIONS? Ugh!

See, to me the issue was never could they have both fit on the door— it’s that Rose could have easily been on one of the lifeboats, freeing up the door for Jack.

Plus I get the feeling that Rose was getting pretty bored with Jack anyways, tbh.