If you asked Lindsay Graham point-blank about his sexuality (which, btw, would be seriously inappropriate, so please don’t; this is a thought experiment), I’m virtually certain he would do the same. And yet he’s been discretely living together with some guy in an apartment in his district. The locals all know, and…

hooo boy, I really miss the heyday of Michael K over at Dlisted and his blind items. They were so trashy and delicious. 

Honestly, 1) I can’t name a single piece of notable legislation with his name on it, suggesting that all the hype around him is just thirst, and 2) as he very clearly believes that a gay man can’t be out and serve as a US Senator, and needs a beard to run for President, in two thousand fucking nineteen, is…

Poor Rosario! She seems so nice (and certainly like she deserves better than being some dude’s beard).

I think it’s entirely likely the EU kindly invites them to eat a bag of dicks on the extension, they get booted out without any deal, the UK is fucked, the Troubles rear their ugly head, Scotland and Northern Ireland hold their own votes and maybe leave the UK, and the old adage, that “democracy is the theory that…

Didn’t publicly bring it up. Lindsay’s abrupt shift from an ardent opponent of That Asshole to one of his staunchest supporters, right after they had a private meeting at one of his trash palaces, gives cause to speculate how he was flipped.

Here’s looking forward to internal documents being handed over that show Remington coordinating ad campaigns with the NRA, fueled by dirty Russian money, to drive exactly the sort of male rage that led to this tragedy.

It’s a sign of how little I expect of that asshole that I’m impressed he refrained to calling it “the Democrat Party.”

Meh. Make medical exemption the only one allowed. No religious exemption for public schools, and no “personal belief” exemption at all.

Is this the thread for ALL-CAPS flashing hysterical MISANDRYYY gifs? Because I consider myself a connoisseur of the genre, and enthusiastically welcome any opportunity to share my hobby with others. Here:

“don’t you ruuuuuuuuuuun”
*grab*
*thwomp*
“from me.”

I can’t read the Tribune article (because they’d apparently rather block all of Perverted Yurp rather than comply with the GDPR, which isn’t even how that works), so I’ll ask: when they say, “House Democrats” do they mean as a whole, with the blessing of party leadership? Or do they just mean some backbenchers…

Kate, evidently, has learned nothing from Ariana Grande:

Dude, right at the end Your New Girlfriend Rashida Tlaib straight-up called that stunt racist, and there was like five minutes of Meadows losing his shit. It was great.

Yeah, agreed. I was kinda meh about her hypothetical “what if I’m pure evil” questioning in the campaign-finance hearings, but this was excellent. *swoon*

really can’t believe this wasn’t the first reply to that headline:

haha, I really love that you still have some optimism and think we’re going to have elections in 2020, and not that they will either be postponed because of all the illegal homosessicans voting for the Democrat Party, or they’ll just be run by the Russians.

I’m fine with that so long as you don’t advocate term limits in the next breath.

maybe I’m wrong here, but haven’t a bunch of Black artists been skipping the Grammys in recent years because of their overwhelming whiteness?

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