To all of you “both parties are the same anyway” liberals who stayed home in 2014, handing control of the Senate to Mitch Fucking McConnell and effectively ending Obama’s ability to fill all those vacant seats: Fuck all y’all.

Still prefer the machine-learning generated Buzzfeed article titles:

Not directly, no. But control over state legislatures means that the GOP can enact all manner of voting fuckery. The other Democrat who lost her Senate race, Heidi Heitkamp, depended on Native votes to win, and the GOP-controlled state legislature disenfranchised thousands of them right before the election.

I did not, at any point, say that the Senate makeup is the result of gerrymandering. What I actually said was: if we ever want to win the Senate back, we’re going to have to start winning flyover country. We can’t change Senate apportionment, and we can’t redraw state lines. So the only way to have the votes in the…

I’ll forgive her for working for Bernie because, as the article points out, her actual political platform is the sort of stuff that the Democrats were fighting for back in the 40s. Acting like any of what she’s advocating is some rose-colored pie-in-the-sky Utopian fantasy only conceivable by political ingénues with…

What is it with the older Democrats shitting on the younger this week? Can we knock it off with the circular firing squad bullshit? Old Handsome Joe did the same thing, and it’s utterly baffling.

“Oh, so Barry Sotero claimed he visited the Seal Teams when he was ‘president’, huh? Oh yeah? Well if he did, where are the pictures? Let’s see the Musilim Kenyan socialist prove he ever did anything to support our troops, when our President [That Asshole] just put himself in harm’s way walking into a dangerous warzone…

Eric Trump likes canned cranberry sauce, the only good opinion he has.

Imagine being so pathetically insecure that you are a millionaire* president* and still need to prove how much smarter you are than a seven-year-old by fucking her up with the Hard Truth about Santa Claus. 

Who wants to take a bet that the US will avoid the horror of the aftermath, when camera crews are marched through the camps, recording the dead for all the world to see, as the people who voted for this swear up and down that they had no idea something like this would happen when they put that man in power?

buried a lot of things, if we’re being honest.

“Treasury Secretary calls all the major banks to make sure they have enough cash in reserve” is a really great headline to have after the worst week on Wall Street in nearly a decade and right before the Christmas holiday, right after the government shuts down (of which he also chose to remind us).

Can you imagine the hard-on these assholes get just thinking about the stern facial expressions they’ll make when they travel to the border, in their imagination, and stand watch as US soldiers open fire on hundreds of desperate women and children pleading for refuge?

My partner, yet again, revealed herself to me as A Keeper when she said, a couple weeks ago, “you know, we should just go on a shopping spree together and get all the cool stuff for the apartment that we want, and screw this stupid Christmas stuff.”

Relatedly, I just watched You Were Never Really Here, and it’s basically an exploration of this very underworld. Honestly, I’ve become so cynical and despairing that I think the most likely explanation is that a large portion of the nation’s elite and powerful passing around underage sex slaves is so pervasive and…

don’t forget late-stage dementia and syphilis. Look at the video from Paris: fucker already can’t walk straight. By summer he’ll likely be completely incapacitated.

+1 for Felicia Day. *swoon*

An important fact of note is that the Scientologists, being investigated by the IRS for fraudulently claiming to be a tax-exempt church (when they are, in fact, a cult and a Ponzi scheme) filed literally thousands of aggressively adversarial lawsuits against the IRS and beat them into submission.

my favorite part was the one reply in the thread that re-did “Baby Got Back” as a thicc-otter meme, and they immediately replied back with “you’re hired.”

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