I certainly do not mean to imply such a thing, and I’m sorry I chose my words poorly (that exact slander is why I left the Scouts, incidentally, as “our boys’ need to be safe from pedophiles” was their stated, official reason for expelling any leader suspected of homosexuality, and fuck all that shit).

I mean, that got a bit of side-eye, sure. But there are never enough t h i c c animal memes on the Internet. For example, this raccoon?

Maybe adhering to a religion that still compels LGBTQI people to hide their sexuality or gender identity in shame, so that the only way (for example) a gay man who was himself molested as a boy knows to express any human intimacy is by molesting boys himself, and thinks that the only sure way to hide his shame is to…

I want to express again the profound regret of the whole church…

Legal Twitter getting excited about pretty much anything has definitely been my kink these last couple years.

But is he, like, actually going bald, or is this some good makeup work?

Leslie Knope Amy Poehler had the very best responses to some bullshit magazine interview, because they were trying to get her to do this fluff bullshit and she was not having it:

I thought it was my browser fucking it up (because the labels on my gmail inbox randomly disappear, too), so I’m glad to hear it’s not just me!

One enlightening fact that helps clarify this: hardly any other languages have spelling competitions, because other languages have regular spelling.

Also, as a professional translator (German → English) and proofreader (and writing my second dissertation in English) let me also assure Miss Bigot that English itself is really fucking hard for non-native speakers, and that most US Americans who, as you note, never bother to learn a second language have no damn clue…

Wonder if over on Splinter they’ll have another article calling Chuck and Nancy a couple of spineless sellouts for laying an offer on the table.

Good. Let’s deny these traitorous plutocratic fucks even that modicum of human kindness. Let this day, and every day that follows, be the best day of the remainder of their lives.

Wow, I really admire the optimism you manage to muster, after two years of one of the most malignant sociopaths on the planet deliberately doing the worst thing he can in every possible scenario, that you still think he’d make a decision in the national interest.

ohshit, I remember seeing previews for this ages ago and thought it looked amazing. Glad to hear it’s good. Can’t wait to go see it.

Well, there’s two approaches to that oncoming demographic fact: 1) abandon the Senate and the Electoral College, fueling the rural rage that made our country into a tottering house divided against itself ripe for Russian fuckery, or 2) realize that during the New Deal FDR was God Almighty to those starving Okies…

I really like the part where you write a whole damn post to mock That Asshole for being an illiterate dumbass who can’t spell, and the very first sentence of your second paragraph has “dawned” in place of “donned.”

Fuck the police.

If there’s one small sliver of happiness to be had in these, our fallen times, it’s in watching That Asshole destroy the lives and careers of everyone in his orbit, and — as his insertion into the heart of the Republican Party has meant that all of those plutocrat fuckwads who’ve spent the last few decades soiling…

yeah, but see: then they’d have to pay them a decent wage (well, I mean, not this trash palace, because they’re all known for stiffing their workers, documented or no. But somebody would, which means once they have papers they could leave).

There’s one other point worth discussing in your response: