Men don’t care about size of their penises.

I’m an alternator, but I always start with the fries. They get cold faster and hot fries are the best.

Not to mention the sales of pickup trucks and lifted Jeeps.

There is a big difference, you’re right. Women get plastic surgery, which actually works and changes their appearance. While men chug bags of gas station pills called like “Extenz” or whatever that do absolutely fucking nothing. So ya, men being weird about the size of their dicks is absolutely on point.

The abundance of weird dick pills available at every gas station in America (and the endless ads for them) would seem to indicate that, yes, dudes are indeed weird about the size of their dicks.

Yeah. Duh.

Dudes are weird about the size of their dicks. Other people are weird about other things. 

To be fair, I always heard those commercials as more non-prescription viagra than penile enhancement.

The word that came to mind for me was flaccid. 

When I was first starting to cook on my own and would follow a recipe religiously, I encountered a recipe that did this. It called for onions to be cooked in oil and then removed from the pan, but never had you put them back in. Because I was so focused on doing every step exactly properly, I didn’t even think about…

Hahahaha YES I was wondering if anyone else was going to notice that! I read the recipe many times to see if I was missing something.

You Might Be Are Unknowingly Eating Bugs

It doesn’t help that a major aspect of the vaccine, lowering the severity of breakthrough cases, has been turned into “well, with the vaccine, if you get it, it’s minor and it’s just a regular cold pretty much!”, despite the potential for spreading it as well as for the long-term COVID symptoms. I don’t want anyone to…

Holy crap I didn’t see that until you pointed it out lmao

And now COVID is going to be a seasonal thing like the flu, all because people were (and continue to be) indignant about getting vaccinated. Can’t wait for my insurance premiums to skyrocket because companies have to assume that 40% of their clients will end up in the hospital sucking down oxygen.

It’s weird how many people are surprised that getting covid can be a lot worse than getting the flu.
It certainly seems like no amount of evidence can convince these people that covid is a potentiellay deadly disease, until they get it and immediately change their tune.

Good on him. Now mind telling us about the new single, FiNAL SHiTS?

Yes. They are nothing if not Cheerful and who doesn’t need a little of that?

Who doesn’t know the tongue-in-cheek lyrics to Walker Hayes’ hit song “Fancy Like”? 

‘Hololive Productions has over sixty virtual YouTubers on its roaster...’

Was that supposed to be ‘roster’?
Or does that come with Mashed Potatoes?

It’s not easy being cheesy.

By what standard do you claim keeping cats indoor cruel? As you speaking for the cats here or is it your own human ego?