Now if only they’d MMMprove Chewy Chips Ahoy so they don’t taste like undercooked crap.

In Fallout 2, you played the grandchild of the original game’s Vault Dweller, and it’s the only mainline game where they player character isn’t a vault dweller.

And here I thought this was going to be about mac & cheese pizza (rightmost slice):

I’m surprised you made no mention of the Angus Third-Pounders they had back in 2009-2013:

It still is, and in the same three variants (regular, bacon, and deluxe) as the Quarter Pounder.

In the meantime, much like the Force Engine for Dark Forces, there’s a fan-made reverse-engineering project to make Jedi Knight and Mysteries of the Sith fully playable on modern systems with improved graphics, called OpenJKDF2. I used it a few months ago to play through Jedi Knight again, and close to 25 years after…

Krazy Coupon Lady has some more, including Casey’s which is relevant to me:

Large men smiling and holding food while dressed as racial stereotypes?

I must now make Xzibit proud by making Rice Krispies treats using the Rice Krispies treats flavor Peeps for the marshmallows.

Which means he pronounces the NES and SNES as Nezz and Snezz, respectively, instead of calling them the Nintendo and Super Nintendo as God intended.

It’s also not recommended by the developers because it’s based on an outdated, two-year-old version of Daggerfall Unity, among other reasons, and there’s even an entire page on their site detailing how to uninstall it and switch to the standard version of DU:

Forget the Chicken or Mac Snack Wraps, they need to bring these back:

All this talk of canned White Russians reminds me of how much I miss Java Monster Russian. 😢

Terry’s are the best (and the original), though the Aldi store brand ones are pretty good, too.

You would be surprised how many people don’t know you’re supposed to clean them, or even that they have a crumb tray to facilitate that.

Not a single one, no, the genre doesn’t appeal to me because I’m not an armchair military strategist who gets high off the smell of my own farts. I’m much more interested in nonfiction stories like that of Stanislav Petrov, who was duty officer for the Soviets’ Oko nuclear early-warning system in 1983. On September…

As I mentioned, these types of ads have already been in AC games at least since Origins (so, 6 years ago), and they’re only supposed to appear when you first load into the game at the main menu, before you even load your saved game.

Updated: 11/24/23, 12.44p.m. ET: Ubisoft got back to us, linking to a statement they’ve made on their X account. In it, the publisher goes into more detail about the error, explaining the ad had been intended to appear in the main menu of Assassin’s Creed games, and not an in-game menu.

I think you’re reading too much into it. Ever since Origins (at the very latest, possibly earlier) there have been similar pop-up ads for the in-game store when they had deals or new items, which pop up when you first load into the main menu after launching the game. This was almost definitely supposed to be the same…

Now if only they’d fix the bone weighting on Barney’s teeth so they stay attached to his upper jaw instead of stretching down with his lower one when he opens his mouth, that’s been bugging me since day one.