Candy melts and confectioner’s coating (aka almond bark) are specifically designed not to require tempering. I have been making this recipe for 17 years without gloopy results. 

You can also go buy Keebler grasshoppers, they’re almost identical (and made in the same factory).

As i said in my response to him, I’m not economically disadvantaged, but it’s hilarious that he jumped to that conclusion. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised a corporate bootlicker is also a social elitist.

Regarding the corporations themselves, I criticize them all the time, dude. A quick glance at anything I say on the matter will tell you I’m not afraid of defending that piracy is a valuable tool that consumers shouldn’t be afraid to use. I’d say the same if Sony’s and Microsoft’s fans were throwing a hissy fit in…

Lol, poor bitch. I can assure you I’m nothing of the sort, but the fact that you immediately assumed I am economically disadvantaged says a LOT about your worldview. But I guess I shouldn’t be surprised a corporate bootlicker is also a social elitist.

How does being a poor bitch feel?

Remember, its always, ALWAYS, good to pirate Nintendo games. They don’t want to sell them and they don’t respect them, why should I. So always jailbreak their shit and load it up with games they can’t take away. If they want to pretend those games didn't exist you can do your part so they are preserved somewhere.

I don’t think it’s ok to judge people or make fun of them for physical traits they can’t control, full stop. Sure, men don’t have it nearly as bad as women, but we still face pressure to conform, to be strong, to be a certain shape and size, and to only express certain emotions. There is lots of feminist literature…

Ah yes, because doubling down is the solution!

Is it literally just stock? yes. But bone broth is very fun to say.

I’m 6' and I don’t have any problem with her being fired. I can’t pretend to comprehend the cultural implications of the slang she used, but you can say “I prefer tall men” without saying “Short men aren’t humans and should have surgery to fix their defect”. Replace tall/short with any other immutable identifier about…

Me, if I had to stop eating tomatoes or mushrooms:

“[Tom] doesn’t eat nightshades, because they’re not anti-inflammatory,” Brady’s personal chef said in an interview. “So no tomatoes, peppers, mushrooms, or eggplants.”

He qualifies for a conservatorship, right? Because Britney did a hell of a lot less and she wasn’t threatening nor violent.

Obama famously called him a jackass back in 2012.

It’s been 10 years and I still wish I could figure out who it was. My family (at that time just my wife and I) mostly keep to ourselves, so I can’t imagine any time we would have offended anyone. My favorite part of that day was when a neighbor who lives on the other side of the street, and who I don’t know very well,…

Wow. “My neighbor is maintaining/improving his house, thereby helping to make the neighborhood a better place to live. I think I’ll call the cops on him.”

“If you and your Valentine’s Day date are able to let one rip in front of each other, that’s true love.”

“Breathtakingly racist man creates incredibly popular and iconic horror to eventually be turned into wank material” really is a wild ride.

Well Cthulhu fhtagn, that shoggoth is dummy thicc.