Thank you for your fresh and insightful perspective. With bated breath, I eagerly await your ruminations on the excretory venues of ursids and whether or not the Pope is, in fact, Catholic.

Best I’ve seen is girl_dm_, her rig puts everyone else’s to shame:

Fun Fact: For McDonald’s, at least, if you order through the app, sauce packets don’t cost anything, and you can order up to 19 of them depending on how many other items are on your order (there’s a max of 20 items total).

For what it’s worth, I truly, honestly haven’t seen or heard any of our cats scratching at the door wanting out. They’ll scratch at my bedroom door, sure, if I have it closed and they want in, or at the trim around the bathroom door because they’ve decided they like it better than their scratching posts, but never the…

You didn’t outright say that, nor did you intend to imply it, but I think that’s what most people would infer when you say that something they do is cruel: “This person says keeping cats indoors is cruel, I keep my cats indoors, ergo this person thinks I am cruel.” I clearly wasn’t the only one to take it that way, if…

Actually, I was trying to convince you that calling the practice of keeping cats indoors “cruel” and “inhumane” was a little extreme and unwarranted. But I can see that I’m getting nowhere with that, so you know what? You win. I’m a terrible, cruel asshole who won’t let my cats outside (which they totally want even if…

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18 years here with 1,325 games, but those extra 3 years don’t count for much since Steam was little more than a glorified Half-Life/Counter-Strike/HL2 downloader and launcher for most of that time. Hell, other than Garry’s Mod (which barely counts), I didn’t even buy a third-party game on Steam until 2008.

I mean, I could compile every single picture I have of all of my cats not scratching at the front door or trying to get outside, and put them all in a Google Photos album for you, but I get the feeling that would be pointless for a number of reasons.

Yes, Rarity here certainly looks very upset at her cruel and unjust living situation:

Every cat I’ve ever had has had zero interest in going outside, nor have they inevitably degenerated into fat blobs.

2/22/22 is still a palindrome.

Sorry, Marnie, but frosted cake donuts with sprinkles just hit differently than ones without, and no argument will ever convince me otherwise.

Nothing against it, I’d try it. I just thought the wordplay was funny, hence the /s at the end to note that I was joking.

To paraphrase a line from Sam Elliott, show me the tit on a tater.

Wolf Blitzer says hi.

I had a customer last month whose name my boss heard as Zachary, and wrote down as such. I boot up his computer to diagnose it, and what name do I see on the login screen? 

I;m thinking about thos Beans

What exactly do you think is the end goal of a boycott? To make the boycotters feel holier-than-thou? Please.