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Exhale deeply. Inhale deeply, then drink a few swallows of water. Exhale deeply.

“Take Control” slaps so hard, it could beat Vasily Kamotsky in a Russian slap-fight.

I’ve never had it but it hits all three of my points for why Shells & Cheese is better, so I’ll allow it.

Velveeta Shells & Cheese >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kraft Macaroni & Cheese

When embedding TikTok videos on Kinja, paste the URL somewhere else first and delete everything after the video ID, then copy and paste the new shorter URL here. If you just copy and paste it straight from TikTok, the extra parameters confuse the embedder and it just gives up and leaves it as plain text.

I imagine if you were going for the crunch factor, kettle-cooked chips would be the most ideal.

Voicemail works like that on Android, too, for many carriers, and for those where it doesn’t Google Voice is always an option. I’ve been using GV for years since Verizon wanted an extra fee for their visual voicemail until a few years ago, and it works exactly as you describe.

Which nugget sauce is the best depends entirely on the nugget being dipped. If it’s tempura-battered, it’s McDonald’s BBQ sauce all the way. If it’s brined in pickle juice Southern-style, then it’s Chick-Fil-A Polynesian sauce. If it’s just plain old breaded like the classic dino nuggies, then Sweet Baby Ray’s will do.

I can’t take the credit for it, though, someone posted this masterpiece in the “wait a minute this is not flavortown where the heck am i” group on Facebook last year and I’ve just been waiting for an opportunity to post it.

Speaking of Papa John’s and grease:

No, but now I want to. Is it like a Sprite pie with Thrashed Apple instead of Sprite, or is it its own unholy concoction? 

(Maybe the new apple flavor will be better.)

Ironically, PayPal has owned Venmo since late 2013, and yet eight years later you still can’t log in using your existing PayPal account, nor even add your PayPal as a payment/reload method. 🙄

Zeff Bejos?

We’re then treated to an unsettling image of a whale or large dolphin approaching Sam from behind as he sticks his head out the doorway.

Actually no, you can play it on nearly anything that can run Chrome thanks to Xbox Cloud Streaming, and even if you don’t count streaming you can still install and play it on any Windows PC that meets the system requirements. Xbox isn’t the best example to cite these days if you’re trying to argue in favor of…

*shrug* I figured that’s what they were getting at when they said “forgettable”, because unless they’ve got a distinctive voice like John Goodman or they’re actually good at voice acting like Mark Hamill, who actually remembers when big-name bankable actors play cartoon voices?

Because the celebritization of voice casting is fucking stupid and makes it harder for actual voice actors to find work.

This indigestion, is it like you eat it and then it makes you burpy for hours afterwards and each burp tastes like you just shoved a whole head of lettuce in your mouth? Because I have that, and so I avoid lettuce like the plague, opting for baby spinach at the very few places where that’s an option. People love to…