I believe it’s a country ham, which I suppose is as good a place as any for some Duke’s.

Sounds like it’d go great with Jones’ Good-Ass BBQ & Foot Massage:

Born and Bread; I can’t decide whether it’s a pun or just the product of Southern learnin’.

Obligatory:

It’s active, it’s just that the link you have is specifically for the “Coming Soon” page. If you click on the Heinz logo in the upper left, or on the “Shop” link in the upper right, it’ll take you to where you can order it.

Hey, it works for elotes and esquites.

Jammy eggs are objectively the best eggs.

One time when I was like 11, I was getting a jar of jelly out of the fridge and dropped it right on my right big toe. I ended up with a pretty nasty bruise, but other than that it seemed fine. Then, like 3-4 days later when I was taking off my socks, the whole toenail just came off stuck to my sock. So, that was fun.

I like the cut of your jib.

More of a Smack Barm Nippey Wet

Poulet vous moulé avec moi, ce soir?

They don’t shoot lasers out of their eyes, either, but:

As silly as it sounds for a game entirely about being a spider, there’s actually an arachnophobia mode that might help, which turns the spiders into innocuous blobs:

“New...ish”...

It helps that she’s some type of jumping spider, which are the cutest and least terrifying of all spiders. I mean, look at this inquisitive little face:

Never mind the handwriting, who just leaves the temporary plastic film stuck to the control panel? It’s downright barbaric.

Eww, no. If there’s a Skyrim mod we should all be playing, it’s the one that turns all the dragons into crudely-modeled Randy “Macho Man” Savages complete with sound effects.

I tried a big jawbreaker like this once and not only was it not worth the effort, it caused a muscle cramp in my damn tongue 😫

Same here, I was literally playing it when I stopped to read this. 🤢