¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I’d probably just chuck it on top of the fridge or something.

I wouldn’t call it a luxury when you can pick one up for $7.99 ($6.31 with coupon!) on Amazon. 😉

As Ann Reardon covered in her own video debunking the same TikTok, this “hack” will never work as advertised because popcorn kernels need to reach about 355°F/180°C to pop, while chocolate starts to burn at 200°F/95°C and even the sugar in the chocolate burns at 350°F/176°C:

On the web, it’s the leftmost of the player controls in the bottom right corner:

I;m thinking about thos Beans

To make them even better, thaw them in the fridge before cooking. I don’t think this is found anywhere on the regular 6-count retail packages, but the bulk 18-count packages at Sam’s Club have instructions for cooking from thawed:

To be fair, the blurriness issue was fixed in a recent update. Now if only they’d add an “Icon and temperature only” display option...

House Flipper is pretty great, too, if you’re looking for something similarly zen. There’s even exterior house cleaning in it, albeit with a regular hose sprayer and not a power washer.

Sweet, I’m gonna be Big Zam!

For me, it’s all about the battered mozzarella sticks at the Wisconsin Cheese stand:

Speaking of vegetable-related psychological manipulation, don’t do what my mom did to me when I was a kid and try to pass off breaded and fried zucchini as fish sticks, or you’re liable to have a mess to clean up when your child takes a bite, notices the off taste, looks down and sees something green inside, and…

You need to embiggen your vocabulary, ‘vociferously’ means ‘in a loud and forceful manner’. It's a perfectly cromulent word.

The best part of this whole revamp is that I can now give them a code before I order in the drive-thru and it’ll automatically charge it to the payment method I have saved in the app, no physical form of payment needed.

11% is hardly what I’d call lethal; an average, middle-of-the-road wine has an ABV of 11-13%.

Oh, you missed the most gloriously “American” food to be found in Germany:

I picked up a basic BioBidet seat when Woot had them on sale for $25 a few months back and it really is a life-changer, as I haven’t used any toilet paper at all since I installed the thing. I just spray everything off for a minute or so, leaning this way and that to make sure I get the whole area, then pat it dry…

Or a French toast grilled cheese sandwich.

Bacon jerky. Not regular bacon, which she usually just sniffs at and walks away, but if I open a pack of bacon jerky she’s instantly up in my face wondering why I haven’t given her any yet.