In Valhalla you can turn on insta-kill assassinations in the gameplay settings. They’re not on by default, but at least the option’s there.
I’m not a fan of either, honestly, but at least pickles don’t give me hours of burps that make me taste them all over again.
its inimitable Curly Fries
Fuckin’ A, man. It was bad enough when they changed the recipe for the chicken cutlet, but then deciding, after years of being perfectly fine without them, that it needed lettuce and tomato like practically every other chicken sandwich out there at the time? No thank you.
One thing I like a lot is microwaving a medium-rare steak to heat it up. It gets thoroughly cooked but something happens so that it tastes fattier/greasier and more flavorful.
I gotchu, fam:
This must be a special, indigestible blue dye, as most blue/purple foods—both naturally and artificially colored—will actually turn your poo green. Try drinking a whole bottle of grape juice and you’ll see what I mean in a day or two.
They must have changed things since I worked there in high school 20 years ago, then, since the folded eggs were also made with the liquid eggs back then. They just poured them into a rectangular mold that they placed on the grill, and then when they were almost set they removed the mold and folded the egg over in…
My personal (metaphorical) garlic presser is the french fry cutter I got last week. My mom has always cut fries by hand when making homemade fries, and after peeling spent probably a minute cutting each one, and not very evenly. After recently watching a video on YouTube where some guys tried to fire potatoes from a…
I personally use fondue forks for all my pickle picking needs. They’re not as pretty, but they’re only like a dollar each, tops.
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My favorite used to be Ling Ling frozen ramen bowls, specifically their Shoyu Chicken and Spicy Miso Chicken; I mean, look at this, this is way better than any of the instant stuff:
On the one hand, yes, food labeling should be accurate. On the other hand, they’re fucking Bagel Bites—I am not expecting haute cuisine when I eat Bagel Bites.
The photographer used a wide-angle lens, then corrected the perspective in Photoshop to make the lines in the room straight. This makes the room itself look normal, but unfortunately has the effect of magnifying things towards the edges of the frame, so we end up with giant Bidens and a Jimmy Carter who wears size…
Second Extinction is out now on Xbox Series X/S and Xbox One via Game Pass. You can also kill dinos on PC via Steam Early Access, where the game was first released back in 2020.
There used to be a Dark Forces remake mod for Jedi Academy that was pretty great for the time, but it was sadly never finished. They did release a couple of demo versions over the years, though, the last of which (from 2008) covered the first six levels of the game, up to and including the Detention Center.
Is Schwarzrock paying tribute to Midwestern moms or mocking them?
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I don’t remember the Cheddar Melt from its original run, but we got it in northern Illinois the same time they had it in Wisconsin and it was tasty as hell and a fantastic deal compared to a standard Quarter Pounder since it was only $1.99.