My first guess would be Brian Boitano, I’ve never seen another man eat so many chicken wings.

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

They can be substituted or added on just fine in the app, but it appears to depend on the item. They showed up as an add-on for the 5-Layer Burrito, for example, while they didn’t for the $1 Beef Burrito. It doesn’t seem to be price-based, though, since they’re available to add on to both the Cheesy Bean and Rice…

If you order a Beefy 5-Layer Burrito with no beans and add potatoes, it’s literally identical to a Cheesy Potato Burrito with shredded cheese added, though it does cost like 80 cents more.

With only a couple of exceptions, nearly every former Pizza Hut I’ve ever seen in person has been turned into a Mexican restaurant, including the one in my town.

Fun Fact: If you fully expand the phrase to “I am loving it”, it’s an anagram for “ailing vomit”.

In bed.

While there are some products like that, they’re always clearly labeled as “imitation pasteurized process cheese food”. They’re also considerably cheaper than real processed cheese products; for example, the one time I’ve ever bought imitation cheese (by mistake, natch) was when I went to Aldi as a broke college…

It’s got the same vibe as

They’re JAQing, all right.

There’s a whole slew of tasty McNugget sauces that can make some damn fine sandwiches. 

There are all sorts of gender-neutral pronouns people have made up because they don’t like singular ‘they’—e.g. ey/em/eir, ve/ver/vis, xe/xem/xyr, etc.—and like ‘Latinx’ they all look stupid and are even more awkward to say than the alternative.

Since we’re all posting what shows up here instead for us:

Does that rhyme with “jubilee”? 😂

While folded it could be mistaken for a real bill at first glance, when unfolded it’s smaller than a real bill, and only one side copies the design of a real bill (with the middle third missing, to boot), so sadly these are legally permissible.

I did a Google image search for “disappointed jesus” to find a funny and relevant image, and, well...

I don’t know if that’s the result they were trying for, but it’s definitely the one they got. 🤬

PROTIP: You can get a Razer Mobile Gaming Bundle that pairs either the Android or iPhone Kishi with Razer’s Hammerhead wireless earbuds for only $49 at Walmart, though it’s in-store only and not all stores stock them. I used Brickseek to help narrow down what stores around me might have them, search for the SKU…

PROTIP: You can get a Razer Mobile Gaming Bundle that pairs either the Android or iPhone Kishi with Razer’s…

This horseshit: