The fox can dig tunnels like a mole, for some reason.

Thanks for the tip, I just picked one up. My local Walmart didn’t have any, but the one in the next big town over had a few in stock. They weren’t in a cage behind the counter there, but in the same locked glass cases as the Xboxen in the gaming section.

Thanks for the tip, I just picked one up. My local Walmart didn’t have any, but the one in the next big town over…

Because then they don’t have to pay a narrator and can milk that advertising revenue for all it’s worth.

I just tested and both Hammer Slam Bowser and Dark Hammer Slam Bowser will work for this.

Nice.

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If you think that’s repulsive, have a look at this:

Oh, I know. They stopped carrying it at either of my town’s McDonald’s in 2007-2008 or thereabouts, but I could still get it at the one in a smaller town about 30 miles south of here, all the way up until 2017 when those bastards got rid of it, too. They didn’t even replace it with anything, they just made it an extra…

Fantastic, now bring back Fruitopia. ಠ_ಠ

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When I was a kid, we’d fancy up our frozen pizzas by quartering Kraft singles and scattering them around the pizza like pepperonis.

It’s this for me:

Click the button in the lower right that looks like a TV with 弹 on it.

Thanks, I tried to include a link to the game’s wiki article, but Kinja kept mangling it so I gave up.

No wonder the damn thing is so expensive. 🙄😂

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When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not, hmm?

Poor Virginia doesn’t even have any buttons, just a D-pad.

It’s essentially a pan pizza cooked in one of their breadstick pans, yes, but with the cheese spread all the way to the edge and with a different sauce that’s ladled on top instead of spread under the cheese.