The real problem is that all dynamic light sources other than held/thrown torches and fire arrows are broken. They should all act like the torches do, but instead they just barely light the area around them. Ubisoft actually had the dynamic lighting perfected in Origins, then they fucked it up in Odyssey and didn’t…

We used to have a DQ, then they closed and it’s now a Dunkin’. I don’t miss it, though, since those fuckers got rid of Orange Julius.

Be careful, and keep a close watch on your symptoms. I got it in mid-October, and for the first ten days I only had mild symptoms like yours (dry cough, sore throat, fever, chills, lethargy, partial loss of taste for a couple days). Then I developed pneumonia practically overnight and had to be hospitalized for the…

There are only two Tastee Freez shops in my state and the closest one is an hour away. 😢 *Small Town gets louder*

Especially because that $15 credit is completely useless if there is no local UberEats presence. *cries as Small Town by John Mellencamp plays in the background*

Nope, Greater Mancunian.

Don’t forget the tweezers!

Definitely not, Teremana only makes a blanco and a reposado.

Sorry, but the only correct answer is “that giant insulated mug with lid and straw that I got the last time I was in the hospital”

A properly thawed turkey’s legs and wings should move freely, and the breasts should be receptive to pressure.

“Ah, as I suspected. It must be from my most recent battle. You should see the other man. He got the worst of it,” Axehead, who, to be clear, had an axe in his head, replied without a hint of irony in his voice.

No, no, no, no. That’s not right at all. On the sea In 9th-century England we fight it a little differently. On the sea In 9th-century England, all your threats and insults have to RHYME.

My mom had that exact Garfield phone when I was a kid; looking back it was actually kind of disturbing, ripping out an orange cartoon cat’s spine every time we got a phone call. 😂

What peripheral view? This is a TIE starfighter we’re talking about here, the peripheral view is already restricted enough by the cockpit design that you can’t even see the wings on any of them. 😂

Speaking of which, I found that you can cheese the absolute hell out of zealot fights even at low power levels, provided they’re close to shore. Just call in your longship, take command, and then use your now-infinite supply of arrows to machinegun them with a light bow while rowing your ship slightly forward or…

There’s actually an option for that in the gameplay settings, and even without that option enabled, the majority of guards, bandits, etc. can still be insta-killed with the hidden blade if you’re not greatly underpowered for the area you’re in.

To paraphrase King Jaffe Joffer, I ate at Sweetgreen once; it is an overrated experience.

A someone for whom aspartame has an unbearable aftertaste, I can confidently state that Diet Coke is absolute trash, except for that all-too-brief Diet Coke with Splenda they had like 15 years ago.