Counterpoint: Kelly Johnson also sucks and “with the bases loaded” stats are something you would make fun of someone else for using.

Wow - that burned McGrady so bad he can’t even look Horry in the eye with both eyes.

You obviously can never go back to that office. But keep us updated!

To Mormon Brian: Cheer up, my dude! You have years of SEX, BOOZE, and DRUGS to catch up on. Have fun, fall in love, travel, keep an open mind.

Dude, when the time comes I’m pretty sure you can find a way to vote in Louisiana.

“I hate guns”... “ but eating hundreds of painkillers and putting a bounty on Brett Farve’s head and late hitting him till he retires is A.O.K. by me.

Can’t think of anything better than spending a lazy Sunday watching your brother win one of those most coveted championships in sports!

Someone who is the best in the world didn’t get there by only learning lessons from losing. Those types of people learn quite a bit even when they win. I’m 100% certain no one is going to look back and think “wow if it wasn’t for that masters meltdown his career would be what it is!” This type of thinking is just a…

He’s the betht.

I’d play with both of those girls on a co-ed team in a heartbeat.

giving up 4 goals probably minimizes those college prospects as much as anything.

Awful only because he could have gotten so much more billable hours from her.

Oh sure, the Liberal media is fine if a black man wears a shirt like this but if a white man were to wear a shirt like this on ESPN denigrating African Americans everyone would flip out and ask how could he do it and what was he thinking and just how does he plan to revamp the 49ers offense.

I didn’t before, but I now dislike the Pirates.

They are from the same community as the Steelers, so don’t give me the “non-annoying fans” horseshit.

my three point plan for defeating isis winning the nba title:

Just face it, your a blowhard.

“Non-perfect man that I didn’t totally agree with dies, seems like a great time to tell him to fuck himself.”

I loved those old Hall of Shame books, with the zany cariacatures on the covers.

As an Indians fan I am enjoying the completely useless fact that they have been involved in 6/8 unassisted triple plays involving an AL team.