That’s not entirely it though. Geno does what Cal does at UK and keeps them all for 4 years. Imagine the Heat got Dwight Howard and Chris Paul in addition to Wade, Bron, and Bosh a few years back. That’s basically what UConn does with every recruiting class and every year they steamroll everyone is further cementing…

Phew, thank god. my personal code of honor requires that I had to watch the games against my will until I got permission to stop from a random stranger on the Internet.

You care very passionately about Rule 6.01(j) don’t you? For me it’s Rule 17.02(b). Someone talks badly about that one pal and I’ll fucking kill him with my bare fucking hands.

Enjoyable comment, bro.

He’s definitely getting a bigger contract than that.

If you think that’s bad, check out the Len Bias shirts they sell:

I will never not think of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when reading stories on here that include “USMNT.”

No shit, Sherlock.

After a Nick Adenhart game

You have to take the baton game very seriously. Wear fine linens, neatly pressed, and sit in the crowd quietly. When you feel an emotion, whisper it into a leather wallet and then keep the wallet safe inside another larger wallet. At the end of the match, after the baton competitors shake hands and exchange LinkedIn…

I had the same problem in middle school...which is why my wife picks up our kids now

My father-in-law hates me too.

As in, he would've been DQ'd? Or he would've took notice & tried to holler at her/"Where all the white women at?"

The Royals would be such a likable team if they weren’t such whiny bitches. They’re a young, fast team and I love their style of play, but man... shut the fuck up. You won the World Series and you get to celebrate on opening day in front of the team you beat, which almost never happens. That’s your “revenge” for a…

If you think that’s too much, Lincecum used to dab before, during and after games.

“That’s that trap defense” Shawn Kemp.

Black Strides Matter

Unrelated headline: Living In Syracuse Presses Life Out Of Its Citizens.

Just so I’m clear, your stance is to murder people who hit other people? The fuck?

“Where do I start? Where do I begin? Wow!