Of COURSE you did.

When you bumped into him, did he throw his arms up and flop?

And he guarded me at like 50%, let me take shots when I’d get the ball, shit like that.

Stephen Colbert’s kids also go to MKA.

I mean, if you look at it there was no trial in Eric Garner’s death. So to Fuhrman, that’s probably the best outcome.

What makes MLS lesser than the La Liga? It’s just a professional league in another country.

That’s the smell of World Cup domination.. and taint.

But it greatly improved my ability to karaoke.

J.R. was reportedly worried about the civil suit until his lawyer told him it was a real long shot.

“You want a pizza me? I artichoke you for what you just said.”

The moment he enrolls at Miami is good enough for me

It’s not that weird when you consider that he’s a bitch.

Let this be a lesson to all NBA players. Don’t graze Lebron’s pussy.

I’m starting to think that the patrons of Gentleman’s Clubs aren’t gentlemen at all.

Before everyone starts flying off the rails and twisting this to fit your personalized agenda - let’s just stay focused on the most important aspect of this article: Does Agholor still have an appetite for his favorite foods?

Now that's a streccchhhh 5

I am certain he could grow a full beard between the first and fourth quarters.

Thank god this isn’t true. I want to get great at sex, but having it 600,000 times seemed daunting.

(Whispers) not all white men

Prisco’s next hot take: If the Warriors make zero jumpers in Game 4, they will lose the game.