Hanging-on-the-rim-technicals are the worst, simply because of the fact that now fans now scream and yell if their team doesn’t get the call. If you complain about not getting two shots because the other team lingered on the rim, you’re a fuckin’ nerd.

This might be an unpopular opinion, but as a married guy I suggest you continue to go by Hannah.

Rules are made to be broken. Just ask any high school Chemistry lab teacher. If he ever followed the “no running in the lab” rule, Tyson Gay would NEVER be the world champion sprinter he is today. If you always wear safety gloves when handling chemicals, how do you ever hope to discover new skin care products or…

The fewer people who smoke or use tobacco products, the lower health care costs are for everyone.

I think any reasonable person would agree that your logic is idiotic, regardless of their opinion of Obama.

I almost want to place bets on how quickly he finds a decent paying job after his youngest turns 18. My dad always complained about having to pay the child support he was required to pay ($500 a month) because my mom had remarried... dude that shit wasn’t alimony, and even though my stepdad was happy to pay for my…

This didn’t happen overnight. He has THREE kids. No excuse for that selfishness.

When my daughter’s father dicked me over with the child support, I took an administrative job in a showroom and unbeknownst to me, one of my duties was to walk their mangy old dog. I hate dogs. Their dog was old and smelly. Ugly too. You best believe I walked that motherfucker and picked up his shit everyday. Fuck yo…

While he was making six figures, to boot. He left them high and dry then, but we’re supposed to feel sorry for him now? .

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

It’s amazing that you can enter someone else’s home without permission without facing charges.

“Back when I was a kid, you know what I was? A man.”

“Back in my day, you could beat the ever living hell out of the umpires, and the crowd would COME ALIVE AGAIN!!! Soccer is for sissies anyway.” -Goose Gossage

How does Yann Hufnagael not make the dumb name bracket? Easy 14 seed there.

This article could be called: "Your regular reminder that old white men are in charge."

Of course it was done by a man, it’s a legal statement, not a delicious thanksgiving dinner

This has Ewing Theory written all over it. I bet the Sixers go on a 3-15 run now....

Batting average.

“BA, the best metric to quantify hitting...”

Jesus, Grandpa. Go to sleep.

“So never swing at a ball. And hit all the strikes for home runs. Got it? Okay, now you try.” - Barry Bonds, hitting coach