movie star, rock musician, spousal abuser, wine reprobate, boy, that Johnny Depp sure wears a lot of hats.

we can hope

the media fucking LOVES a “REPORTERS ARE IMPORTANT” movie

bummer

Because the dude is more into japanese culture than he is sensitive to the issues of being japanese american

Sorry Will, but it’s Armie Hammer and his Hammer Army

that’s good to hear, because man what a limp trailer it has.

Man, just super weird story.

well you probably shouldn’t throw rocks at her house.

tale as old as time

I clap between movements.

I’ve really been looking forwardto this.

It’s a shame that a dimfuck like this gets so many responses and is the top comment.

Steven Adams, yo.

I HATE THIS FUCKING COMMENT.

@mode1charlie, speaking truth to power!

NO IS LIEK PIZZA ON SIDE, DUMMY. IS Y WE SEE ONLY 1 SIDE. DUH. IT ROUND, BUT FLAT.

MOON FLAT 2

Man, they make New Zealand seem so cool.

Oh, I thought this was a response to my post about feeling bad about feeling bad for Melania.