Melania Trump is not a person you should ever fucking feel bad for.

O U MEAN TUOR TEH SNOUDSTAGE TEHY SHOT IT ON?

The second trailer with Magic Sword’s In The Face of Evil is the good one.

Golden Films already did this with King Arthur and the Knights of Justice.

It’s like awesome shitty old art.

This isn’t even the good Thor trailer.

No, they think it’s the fourth. They are notorious for forgetting about salt.

Ah, ya know, yeah, fuck it, that’ll probably work real good.

A lot of people don’t know this but Umami is actually the fifth taste.

I love that in comic book logic mirrors are impervious to and reflect “heat”.

god damn it, hours, HOURS that song will now be in my head.

A guy I work with has a Japanese Wu-Tang shirt that I kind of want.

Hard truth time: There are no good Jurassic Park movies.

Those are things?

since, not sense.

What a fucking moron.

I was legitimately surprised to see his picture on a newswire and then read it wasn’t because a bunch of allegations coming to light.

Cranston just has great stories. His motorcycle trip across the country with his brother in their teens should be a movie.

I don’t know if that works but I appreciate the passion with which you said it.

see I thought I was fine vaping with one hand and drinking a latte with the other but now I realize I could free up a hand for jerking off at the same time.