Ever look at the actual statics about Pedophiles, kidnappers, murders(oh my!). Your children are far more likely to be killed, raped or kidnapped by a relative or teacher then some rando on the internet.

See that is the crux of it

But this year is different.

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

Obviosuly you’ve never had a car with keyless entry. Like adaptive cruise control, once you have it you can’t imagine buying another car without it.

I sort of get it. A towel would be a huge waste and too much surface area. But what about a set of wash rags?

Never

I feel like you’re waaaay over reading this.

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

“Tom Brady’s Getting A Raise But Not Actually An Extension”

In case you ever do get a hankerin’ for some turtle punting, may I offer a suggestion....

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

I don’t know. Its not a stretch to connect the dot between Trump supporter and mental illness.  

Strange how so many white male shooters are mentally ill AND are white supremacists AND support Trump, if not him personally, but his deeds.

I know you’re just teasing him, but Elway has proven time and again that he’s the glue that holds this team together. 

Let’s see...we’ve spent the last ten thousand years slaughtering animals left and right — and we are still doing it — and now they want to make animals like humans?

“In the building” is also a pretty solid summary of my average day at work.

This is one of the best articles I’ve read this week. Please keep ‘em cumming!

A guy I used to know from Atlanta explained that to me a few years ago.  I then explained to him the virtues of holding onto a lead.

This bird is really hoping you didn’t notice that fart.