Can we make it airtight?

As to a casserole dish, if you aren’t getting a stoneware dish but instead glass...I’d recommend finding one made of borosilicate glass and not a newer Pyrex one made of tempered glass. The tempered glass ones seem to have a lot more horror stories of temperature shock causing them to explode than borosilicate (which…

You don’t withdraw from your retirement accounts to pay off debts, you take out a 401k loan and pay yourself back.
It’s definitely important to make sure you’ve fixed the bad habits that put you in that situation but I highly encourage people with high APR% debt that have healthy 401k balances to look into a 401k…

Someone clearly destroyed one of his horcruxes.

There is a REASON when there was a Diet Coke shortage Coke Zero stayed plentiful on the shelves. ;)

Counterpoint: kids are just efficiently using available resources. Back in the day, you would not be walking around with a pocket notepad with scribbles of volume formulas, spherical area calculations, time/distance calculations, km to mile conversions, etc. so it was realistic to be expected to not rely on notes for…

I’m just glad that they’re called the “Arianators” and not the “Arianation.”

Man, Vince Neil went downhill after the 80s.

He’s just Ted Cruz’s first form. The Republican asshat blowfish evolution scale goes as follows:

They sent Tiffany.

His Presidential Library is going to be a strip club with no books.

So you’re not excited by the announcement of Trump’s memoir “One Tit, Two Tit, Wife Tit, Daughter Tit”?

You’ve sunk my MAGAship!

Listen. If you fill a nice, clean kiddie pool with cool, clear water, knowing that one of your kids is eventually going to ingest some of that water while they’re playing, and then that kid takes a fucking shit in the pool, guess what. The water is ruined. You can’t just be like, “Hey, now! It’s only the poop that’s…

The late Neil Peart would like to have a word with you.

I’ll answer this straight, so it won’t be left to what it “seems” like. No. The protests are about the brutality of a system that encourages every problem to be seen as a nail to be hammered down, and affects black and brown citizens especially. The cops fear some people right away, and it makes a lot of people fear…

Ghouliani’s advice was probably something along the lines of “Before you say anything publicly about these drugs, let me call our brokers and invest heavily in the companies that make them.”

yeah, Erik’s claim that we haven’t needed to go into showrooms in decades is bullshit. how many people are willing to buy a car sight unseen with no test drive? it’s not the showroom experience shoppers want to avoid, it’s the sale experience.

Can we get a literal Kickstarter on this?

Timberlake should have kept his dick in a box.