Can we make it airtight?

As to a casserole dish, if you aren’t getting a stoneware dish but instead glass...I’d recommend finding one made of borosilicate glass and not a newer Pyrex one made of tempered glass. The tempered glass ones seem to have a lot more horror stories of temperature shock causing them to explode than borosilicate (which…

You don’t withdraw from your retirement accounts to pay off debts, you take out a 401k loan and pay yourself back.
It’s definitely important to make sure you’ve fixed the bad habits that put you in that situation but I highly encourage people with high APR% debt that have healthy 401k balances to look into a 401k…

Someone clearly destroyed one of his horcruxes.

Why do I get the feeling Maya Rudolf will be wearing a green dress and white go go boots in her first commercial. I mean, seriously this smacks of a viral marketing campaign designed to make fun of people like Tucker.

Paddington 3 looks fucking lit

There is a REASON when there was a Diet Coke shortage Coke Zero stayed plentiful on the shelves. ;)

Counterpoint: kids are just efficiently using available resources. Back in the day, you would not be walking around with a pocket notepad with scribbles of volume formulas, spherical area calculations, time/distance calculations, km to mile conversions, etc. so it was realistic to be expected to not rely on notes for…

I’m just glad that they’re called the “Arianators” and not the “Arianation.”

Man, Vince Neil went downhill after the 80s.

Checking in:

He’s just Ted Cruz’s first form. The Republican asshat blowfish evolution scale goes as follows:

Clearly, the bite he suffered years ago in a swamp is finally causing the inevitable to occur. His transformation into Turtle Man is nearly complete.

They sent Tiffany.

His Presidential Library is going to be a strip club with no books.

So you’re not excited by the announcement of Trump’s memoir “One Tit, Two Tit, Wife Tit, Daughter Tit”?

UPDATE: Suspect is believed to be a reckless billionaire testing a prototype. Elon Musk is unavailable for comment, but on board cameras captured this still image:

You’ve sunk my MAGAship!

I am prepared for him to make this sacrifice.

Listen. If you fill a nice, clean kiddie pool with cool, clear water, knowing that one of your kids is eventually going to ingest some of that water while they’re playing, and then that kid takes a fucking shit in the pool, guess what. The water is ruined. You can’t just be like, “Hey, now! It’s only the poop that’s…