Damn that is a great anecdote to use in a columbo-style mystery. “I noticed the victim had air conditioning on in their apartment despite it being on Shabbat, and you’re the only person in this building that isn’t an Orthodox Jew. Do you ever help out your neighbors turn on and off appliances?”

Yeah, as a Baltimore fan *shudders* this became nothing new to see after he did it every month it seemed like, I think that’s why Machado is so lax about it here. Honesty my favorite one was when he didn’t throw it at all which got the runner to overrun 3rd and get tagged out to keep the game tied in the 9th:

It better be.  Guy has already shown he’s willing to hold out.

The people you love the most, trust the most, care for the most, the people who, when you are 6, are quite literally your entire world and who you depend on for your existence should not crush you (because at 6, giving away your puppy is soul-crushing) for likes.

In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.

“This Is The Face Of A Man Getting Pulled . . .

“God has called me to my peaceful place. Even with the loud music and lights and all, a strip club can be like a church. God makes it rain in all ways.”

I would like to take this opportunity to call attention to the Orioles and their Kids Cheer Free ticket opportunity and discounts available on apparel and concessions.

If they wanted to get an easier way out, they could just rein in Miles from animated version by making him stranded into MCU from his universe. No additional origin story required.

Lets count the minutes until Trump says this is something that should be done in America.......

They have to append the article for that one.

PICTURED: That monkey

Let me go for a ride in a stanced VW.

Cleveland will be different now that the fishermen are no longer the only ones hauling in sick catches.

Please forward this to Drew as an early submission for WYTS: Giants Edition—

With Lori Loughlin involved in this, I think it’s safe to say that this scandal is going to be everywhere you look.

At the end of this whole thing, Cassie will grudgingly get together with Colton, likely with some financial inducement by ABC so she gives the show its “fairy tale” ending.

The joke’s on him when he has to reflect on the horror’s he’s participated in and tries to escape with his son by flying away only to have his son perish when his wings melt and he falls into the ocean.

Married to a teacher at an “it’ll never happen here” suburban elementary school. For someone who still gets (endearingly) swearing mad when she gets stood up for a parent-teacher conference, she is almost robotically matter-of-fact about incorporating lockdown rehearsals and active shooter drills into her…

Sorry I’m just too busy downloading porn gifs off of Usenet.