excitableboy
ExcitableBoy
excitableboy

Men’s fashion is more tailored, more tightened, more shortened than it used to be”

As somebody much more clever than I said, “it’s like watching my worst enemy drive off a cliff in my brand new Lamborghini.”

Even listmakers forget the Cards exist.

My little sister moved up from Chicago to Milwaukee and actually just got engaged to a Packers fan. He is just about the nicest guy in the world and is more than an overprotective brother could hope for in a brother in-law. He bought her a Rodgers jersey for Christmas last year and I now plan on making a scene at

[Alarm clock turns from 5:59 to 6:00 AM. “I Got You Babe” begins to play. A BENGALS FAN lies in bed and opens his eyes.]

Have you tried the America’s Test Kitchen Multicooker book? Those seem to work perfectly in our 8 quart.

Taylor:

Can we scrap the new Nicki Minaj album in favor of a new Tracy Chapman album?

“So... I saw your dad and Bridget took you to the ballgame this weekend...”

If that is his Mom, his Dad deserves all the stars in this thread.

If he doesn’t hear it already, he’s going to hear a ton of it from his friends moving forward about how hot his mom is.

I would never go on a date with a porn actress. My wife would kill me. 

There’s only one acceptable replacement for Sanders: The statue of Buddy Jesus.

An NFL owner that does something [record scratch] good?

I guess if I had the chance to bang Jeanna Fine or some other porn mainstay from my “on my knees in front of scrambled Spice channel” days, I prob would.

I’ve seen Kiara Mia do some degrading things, but this is over the line!

The only thing that works harder than Tom Brady in the offseason is her top. 

Mannnnnnnn, as an O’s fan, I’m super sad to see him go. There’s no substitute for the joy of watching a player like Manny come up through your farm system and develop into a genuine young superstar. He’s played with such joy and emotion, making incredible plays on a regular basis, and took us to the playoffs 3 times