I booked the day off work, and my train tickets to London, the moment Trump’s visit date was confirmed. I’ve been saying all along that the orange cockwomble will inevitably chicken out of coming, but after the time I put into making my protest banner last weekend, the fucker had better actually come. (I mean, I know…

Isn’t that a conflict-of-interest considering he already owns the Bears?

I would hate if this happened to me, but its kinda funny from a spectator point of view.

This, this, this. I can not even imagine the level of physical and sexual abuse we’re going to hear about when this is all documented for posterity. You don’t do this to children and other vulnerable peoples in these times with this president and then believe they are following their own internal rules and the law.

So she is taking the Aunt Lydia job then?

It would have been cool if they populated the map with Vietnamese villagers who needed help. If you helped them, you could change the perception of said villagers about you and your fellow Americans... but doing so would also mean villagers may tell your enemies about your presence, leading to more enemies appearing…

without resorting to gendered slurs

Not aging well.

Her husband is a lucky man.

Cards Against Humanity: The Movie

You could probably ask the 14-year-old about his “Six Inches of Separation.” 

This season, Heimlich has once again been pretty great for the Beavers

I’m sure you know this, but just in case others do not, you can say, “Hey, Google” to activate Google Assistant. It flows a lot better than “OK, Google.”

Given his age, it would probably be the beans, not the frank, yeah?

“Nobody’s lookin’ at you. I promise.”

What if the weed made me invisible?!

True story- in little league I figured that I had a better chance getting on base by not swinging and taking walks and it worked- I got on base every time. Opposing coaches and parents got PISSED OFF so my coach told me I had to start swinging-

I always get a little irritated around Vets Day when places will say “show your military ID for a discount!” What military ID? I got out years ago and Uncle Sam doesn’t give me an ID just to show I’m a veteran.

Back in the day before I had been introduced to the wide variety of quality cheeses, I would simply boil the macaroni noodles, drain, add a tablespoon of butter, a splash of milk, and 4 to 5 Kraft singles in a pot until all melted and mixed together and then called that mac n cheese.

My favorite thing about sober kid conversations is that they’re exactly the same as drunk adult conversations.

This isn’t the best spot for the argument since you have to consider context. Lauer made a grossly over inflated salary because he was part of the popular Today show team with Katie Couric. Essentially, he rode her coattails, but she bounced and NBC probably felt desperate to keep a part of the team around so he gets…