The four constants of the NFL: The Browns being bad. The Patriots being good. The Raiders firing their head coach. The Bengals never firing their head coach.

Tomlin would have tripped a player in his rush to tell us.

I’m sorry, I need more information about this poor man’s situation before I can offer any assistance.

It’s just cheating, dude. Belicheck has figured out time travel and see what’s going to happen and then goes back in time and picks a humiliating way for the other team to lose.

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

At this point I’m not sure what will make me happier: Trump getting indicted or Brady being proven to use PEDs.

Eli is still very famous and sort of handsome

I hope he makes a recovery like Kevin Everett

Ron Howard narration: “He was not actually doing a fine job.”

ShyGuy,

Doc hit the nail on the head when he said you went past being sensitive and aware, and straight into, “bad parody of a male Feminist.”

I self-identify as a Feminist. I’m also a hetero dude. There has never been a day in my life when I have not appreciated a good-looking woman.

“Appreciation,” however, doesn’t…

I found a better way to make money

I could grind out crafting materials and make money, but why?

Oh man, this article is such a novice suggestion. As other posters pointed out, airlines almost never waive fees. The best way to get no fees is join their club milage thing directly, never through a credit card. Second, if you wait until the last minute, your bag may also be loaded on the next aircraft first, just…

More like: How to be a selfish prick who believes their time and convenience is more important than everyone.

Trump should learn some history before he mouths off again. You know what great American also didn’t stand for the National Anthem? FDR.

He deserves a second chance guys. NFL is known for giving second chances, think of Michael Vick, Adrian Peterson, Colin Kae...::checks earpiece:: ...Ezekiel Elliott...

Shouldn’t it be a “Cocktrail”

American Vandal Season 2 coming soon to Netflix

Last night in bed, I told my wife that just like a phoenix rises from the ashes, my penis would rise again. She laughed at me and went back to surfing on her iPhone.

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot: